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Writing a paper while totally wasted, usually after chugging so much beer you’re sick and your brain is fried.

I drank 12 beers and wrote my essay. It’s full of nonsense and spelling errors. I’m proud.

My paper is 10 pages long and I can’t remember writing half of it. I’m probably drunk.

I did a Hemingway last night. My professor said it was the worst essay he’s ever read. I said, 'Good.'

Writing long stuff while drinking enough to make your brain feel like it’s on fire. Some people do it for creativity, others just can’t handle their life without a drink.

I drank wine and wrote my blog. It was beautiful. Then I read it and it was terrible.

I’m writing this essay like a man who just came out of a bar fight.

I tried to write a 5000-word essay and I passed out after the third paragraph. That’s a Hemingway.

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A Hemingway

Writing like a drunk man who thinks he’s a genius. Named after the guy who shot himself in the head with a gun.

I did a Hemingway last night. I wrote my paper, then I wrote my essay, then I wrote my resume. All while drunk.

I did a Hemingway and now my paper is full of swear words and misspelled sentences.

I did a Hemingway. My professor gave me a C. I said, 'I was drunk.' He said, 'So was your paper.'

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A Hemingway

When you’re so drunk you can’t think straight. Also used when you’re wasted and your brain is dead.

I did a Hemingway at the bar. I said, 'I’m drunk,' and my friend said, 'You look like a Hemingway.'

I did a Hemingway and I said, 'I’m going to die,' and my friend said, 'You’re already dead.'

I did a Hemingway and I wrote my essay. It was full of swear words and nonsense.

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A Hemingway

A bar on campus where the drinks are cheap, the food is good, and the bartenders are awesome. It’s the best place to do a Hemingway.

I did a Hemingway at Hemingway’s. I drank 5 beers and wrote my paper. It was amazing.

Hemingway’s is the best bar on campus. I drank 4 beers and I got a C on my essay.

Hemingway’s is the place to go if you want to drink and write. It’s like a drunk writer’s paradise.

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A Hemingway

When you’re jerking off and you hit yourself in the head with your own cum. Named after Hemingway, who shot himself in the head with a gun.

I did a Hemingway while jerking off. I hit myself in the head with my own cum. It was painful.

I did a Hemingway and my brain felt like it was on fire.

I did a Hemingway and I passed out. My friend said, 'You look like Hemingway.'

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A Hemingway

Shooting yourself in the head with a shotgun. Can be for suicide or just because you’re mad at life.

I did a Hemingway and I shot myself in the head with a shotgun. It was loud.

I did a Hemingway and I died. My friend said, 'You were drunk.'

I did a Hemingway and my friend did too. We both shot ourselves in the head with shotguns. It was loud.

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A Hell Of A Lot Of

A huge amount of something, like when you’re so full you think you’re gonna explode

I ate a hell of a lot of pizza and now I’m regretting it.

She drank a hell of a lot of soda and now she’s hyper.

He watched a hell of a lot of TikToks and now he’s distracted.

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A Hell Of A Lot Of

A tenth of a massive pile of garbage, like if a ton was a mountain and this was a pebble

This is only a hell of a lot of homework, not a full ton of it.

He only did a hell of a lot of chores, not all of them.

She only ate a hell of a lot of fries, not the whole bag.

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A Hell Of A Lot Of

When someone sees an ugly person and laughs about it with another person, like they’re in on a secret

He saw her face and laughed at her with his friend.

She saw his hair and said it was like a disaster with her friend.

They both saw the guy and said he looked like a monster.

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A Helka

A Helka is a drunk mess who gets beat up by gingers every time they try to drink.

I saw Helka at the bar. She was crying and fighting a ginger. It was epic.

Helka tried to drink again. She got knocked out by a ginger. Classic.

Helka is always getting manhandled. It's like a weekly event.

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A Helka

A Helka is the most beautiful person ever. You can copy her homework and get an A. She's basically a homework god.

I copied Helka's math test. I got an A. She’s a homework god.

Helka is the most beautiful person I know. And she’s smart too.

I asked Helka for help. She gave me her homework. I’m living my best life.

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A Helka

A Helka is like hella but extra. It means something is super, mega, or totally over the top.

This party is a Helka. It's the best party ever.

That pizza is a Helka. It's amazing.

That song is a Helka. It's the best ever.

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A Helka

A Helka is when you mix hella and hecka. It’s like a weird but awesome word combo.

Helka is a weird word. But it’s awesome.

I heard Helka and thought it was a new slang. It’s cool.

Helka is just hella and hecka together. It’s strange but fun.

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A Helka

A Helka is the most stunning person ever. She’s your best friend, a sexy girl, and a total bata.

Helka is my best friend. She’s stunning and a sexy lass.

Helka is a sussy bata. She’s the best friend ever.

Helka is sexy, stunning, and a bata. She’s perfect.

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A Heinrich Himmler

When you blow weed smoke into a girl’s snatch and make her let out a loud queef, like a Nazi gas chamber letting out a stink bomb.

My girlfriend’s queef was so loud, I thought the whole neighborhood heard it.

He blew smoke in her snatch and she screamed like she was on fire.

At the party, he made her queef so hard, the whole room laughed until they cried.

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A Heinrich Himmler

The crazy Nazi guy who ran the SS and killed tons of Jews. He was a total mofo, and he got his comeuppance in the end.

He was the worst Nazi, and he deserved to be killed.

He ran the death camps and was a total idiot.

He killed millions and ended up dying like a chump.

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A Heinrich Himmler

The head of the SS, Gestapo, and Hitler’s favorite idiot. He ran the whole show and screamed ‘Sieg Heil’ like a lunatic.

He was the boss of the Gestapo and a total lunatic.

He screamed Sieg Heil like a madman every day.

He was the biggest idiot in the Nazi army.

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A Heinrich Himmler

Heinrich Himmler was the real boss because he did whatever he wanted and never asked Hitler for permission. That’s how you know he was the real leader.

He never asked Hitler for permission, so he was the real leader.

He was the boss because he was too much of a mofo to ask.

He ran things like a total dictator and never needed permission.

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A Heinrich Himmler

A Heinrich Himmler is when you take a bunch of radio antennas, wrap them in paper mache, and then shove that gross mess up someone’s butt, vagina, mouth, or pee hole.

He shoved a mess of antennas up her butt at the party.

She got a paper mache antenna up her mouth and screamed like a banshee.

He stuck that gross thing in his friend’s pee hole and laughed like a maniac.

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