A James Bond
To jizz in a place you're not supposed to be
My cousin got caught jizzing in a library. He got a ticket.
I jizzed in a church. The priest gave me a warning.
My brother jizzed in a restaurant. The waiter threw him out.
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A James Bond
The smoothest spy ever. He kills people and still gets laid. He's got a license to kill and a license to get laid.
Bond kills a guy and still gets the girl. He's a legend.
He kills people and still looks good. That's Bond.
He's a spy, a killer, and a heartthrob. That's Bond.
A James Bond
A guy who knocks out 5 girls in one movie. He's a beast.
He knocked out 5 girls in one movie. That's not normal.
He's got a lot of girls. He's like a beast.
He's got a lot of girls. He's got a lot of problems.
A James Bond
A guy who gets laid a lot and talks smooth.
He talks smooth and gets laid a lot. That's Bond.
He's got smooth talk and a lot of layin'. That's Bond.
He's got the smooth talk and the layin'. That's Bond.
A James Bond
He gets more pussy than you or I. A lot more.
He gets more pussy than me. I'm jealous.
He gets more pussy than I ever will. I'm doomed.
He gets more pussy than you. You're doomed.
A James Bond
A dude who gets laid in every single movie. He's got a layin' schedule.
He gets laid in every movie. That's a lot of layin'.
He's got a layin' schedule. That's Bond.
He gets laid in every movie. He's a legend.
A James Bond
A secret agent who kills people and has a cool gun. He's the best.
He kills people with a cool gun. That's Bond.
He's got a cool gun and a cool job. That's Bond.
He's the best secret agent ever. That's Bond.
A James
A James is a guy who can steal any girl he wants. He’s got a body like a god and a butt that could make a nun sin.
James just walked into the bar and the bartender asked if he was trouble. He said, 'I’m just here for the drinks and the waitress.'
My cousin dated a James and now she’s got a tattoo of his face. I asked why. She said, 'He was that good.'
My friend tried to flirt with a James and got rejected. Now he’s eating a whole pizza by himself in the corner.
A James
Jamee is a girl who’s smart, hilarious, and will punch your lights out if you say one bad thing about her.
Jamee told my brother to shut up during her speech. He did. He also went home with a black eye.
At the party, Jamee told a joke so good that the DJ stopped the music to hear it. Then he asked her to be his sidekick.
My friend tried to mess with Jamee and ended up on the floor with a broken nose. He still doesn’t know why.
A James
A zoot is a big burger. A James is when you take a bite and realize you’re too full to finish it, so you just give up and save it for later.
I tried to eat a zoot and I got full halfway through. I just put it down and told my friend to eat it later.
My mom made a zoot for me, and I took one bite and said, 'I’m going to die if I eat this whole thing.'
I had a zoot for lunch and now I’m too full to move. I just sat down and said, 'This is a James.'
A James
Jamming is a religion. You believe in it. You follow it. You also swear at people who don’t jam as hard as you.
My friend started jamming and now he won’t stop. He even jammed during church.
I tried to jam, but my sister said I was doing it wrong. Now we’re arguing about it.
My mom said jamming is the new religion. I said, 'It’s the best religion ever.'
A James
A James is a guy who looks like a movie star and acts like he’s got a heart of gold. He loves you for who you are, not how hot you are.
My crush is a James. He’s got a smile that could melt the ice caps.
My brother dated a James and now he’s trying to be one too. He’s eating salads and working out.
My friend got a James and he’s never been happier. He said, 'He’s perfect.'
A James
A James is a guy with a huge package and looks that could make a nun fall in love. He’s got eyes that could kill you and a body that could make you cry.
My friend said his James had a package so big it could hold a whole pizza.
I dated a James and he looked so good that my dog fell in love with him.
My cousin’s James had eyes so sexy that my mom said she wanted to date him.
A James
A James is the best guy ever. He’s kind, funny, and has a voice that makes you want to kiss him. He’s also the guy who makes your life better.
My James has the voice of an angel and the smile of a prince.
I asked my James why he was so good, and he said, 'I just like making people happy.'
My James is the guy who will always be there for me. Even when I’m being a pain.
A Jamedwardson
A Jamedwardson is when you pour half a bottle of Jameson and a whole bottle of that fake orange stuff into a glass and pretend it’s not just alcohol and regret.
My cousin’s Jamedwardson was so bad it caused a minor earthquake.
I drank a Jamedwardson at 2 AM and now my dog is judging me.
My Jamedwardson was so strong it turned my boss into a ghost.
A Jamedwardson
A Jamedwardson is like a drink for people who are too lazy to care if they live or die.
I did a Jamedwardson after my ex texted me and I cried in a bathroom.
My Jamedwardson was so bad my cat ran away.
I had a Jamedwardson and now my mom is giving me a lecture.
A Jamedwardson
A Jamedwardson is when you mix Jameson and that fake orange juice and drink it like it’s a fancy cocktail.
I did a Jamedwardson at my uncle’s wedding and now he won’t talk to me.
My Jamedwardson was so strong it made my teeth fall out.
I had a Jamedwardson and now my dog thinks I’m a monster.
A Jam Sandwich
Taking old cruddy blood from a dead person and squishing it between two pieces of bread like it's the last meal before the apocalypse. You eat it like you just won the lottery.
I ate a jam sandwich and it tasted like my cousin's period blood after a zombie apocalypse.
My grandma makes jam sandwiches and calls it breakfast. I call it a nightmare.
I tried to eat a jam sandwich and it came out of my nose. It was glorious.
A Jam Sandwich
An ancient snack made by Romans who were probably high on wine and thought it was smart. It’s just bread and jam, but it makes people go crazy for some reason.
My teacher said the jam sandwich was invented by Romans. I believe her because she said it’s also made of wine and bad decisions.
I think the jam sandwich is a Roman invention. I also think the Romans were drunks.
The jam sandwich is so ancient, it probably taught the Romans how to drink.
A Jam Sandwich
When three guys do a butt stuff dance and the middle guy gets a butt full of blood and cries like a baby. It’s a sandwich, but it’s also a party.
My friends did a jam sandwich and the middle guy cried. I laughed so hard, I vomited.
At the gym, three guys did a jam sandwich and it looked like a horror movie.
My brother did a jam sandwich with my uncle. My mom called the cops.