A James
A zoot is a big burger. A James is when you take a bite and realize you’re too full to finish it, so you just give up and save it for later.
I tried to eat a zoot and I got full halfway through. I just put it down and told my friend to eat it later.
My mom made a zoot for me, and I took one bite and said, 'I’m going to die if I eat this whole thing.'
I had a zoot for lunch and now I’m too full to move. I just sat down and said, 'This is a James.'