A James

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A James is a guy who can steal any girl he wants. He’s got a body like a god and a butt that could make a nun sin.

James just walked into the bar and the bartender asked if he was trouble. He said, 'I’m just here for the drinks and the waitress.'

My cousin dated a James and now she’s got a tattoo of his face. I asked why. She said, 'He was that good.'

My friend tried to flirt with a James and got rejected. Now he’s eating a whole pizza by himself in the corner.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Jamee is a girl who’s smart, hilarious, and will punch your lights out if you say one bad thing about her.

Jamee told my brother to shut up during her speech. He did. He also went home with a black eye.

At the party, Jamee told a joke so good that the DJ stopped the music to hear it. Then he asked her to be his sidekick.

My friend tried to mess with Jamee and ended up on the floor with a broken nose. He still doesn’t know why.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A zoot is a big burger. A James is when you take a bite and realize you’re too full to finish it, so you just give up and save it for later.

I tried to eat a zoot and I got full halfway through. I just put it down and told my friend to eat it later.

My mom made a zoot for me, and I took one bite and said, 'I’m going to die if I eat this whole thing.'

I had a zoot for lunch and now I’m too full to move. I just sat down and said, 'This is a James.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Jamming is a religion. You believe in it. You follow it. You also swear at people who don’t jam as hard as you.

My friend started jamming and now he won’t stop. He even jammed during church.

I tried to jam, but my sister said I was doing it wrong. Now we’re arguing about it.

My mom said jamming is the new religion. I said, 'It’s the best religion ever.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A James is a guy who looks like a movie star and acts like he’s got a heart of gold. He loves you for who you are, not how hot you are.

My crush is a James. He’s got a smile that could melt the ice caps.

My brother dated a James and now he’s trying to be one too. He’s eating salads and working out.

My friend got a James and he’s never been happier. He said, 'He’s perfect.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A James is a guy with a huge package and looks that could make a nun fall in love. He’s got eyes that could kill you and a body that could make you cry.

My friend said his James had a package so big it could hold a whole pizza.

I dated a James and he looked so good that my dog fell in love with him.

My cousin’s James had eyes so sexy that my mom said she wanted to date him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A James is the best guy ever. He’s kind, funny, and has a voice that makes you want to kiss him. He’s also the guy who makes your life better.

My James has the voice of an angel and the smile of a prince.

I asked my James why he was so good, and he said, 'I just like making people happy.'

My James is the guy who will always be there for me. Even when I’m being a pain.

by Slangipedia 16d ago