A Jam Sandwich
An ancient snack made by Romans who were probably high on wine and thought it was smart. It’s just bread and jam, but it makes people go crazy for some reason.
My teacher said the jam sandwich was invented by Romans. I believe her because she said it’s also made of wine and bad decisions.
I think the jam sandwich is a Roman invention. I also think the Romans were drunks.
The jam sandwich is so ancient, it probably taught the Romans how to drink.