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A police car that looks like it was painted by a drunk kid with a crayon. It’s called a jam sandwich because it’s orange and it’s probably full of cops who hate your life.

What you eat when you’re so drunk you can’t even tell your feet from your hands. Just throw bread in a ball and eat it like it’s the last thing on Earth.

Take two pieces of bread and cram them together like they owe you money. It’s called a jam sandwich and it might be the best thing since sliced bread.

So good, it’s like happiness got a second chance. It’s a sandwich, but it’s also a life-changing experience.

a jakob laugh is like a loud, obnoxious cackle that comes out of your mouth when you think you're funny, but you're just being a loud, annoying jackass.

a jakob laugh is when you laugh so hard and loud it feels like you're trying to wake up the dead, usually after a matt joke.

a jakob laugh is a loud, obnoxious noise that comes out of your mouth like you just won the lottery and also got slapped.

a jakob laugh is like a loud, annoying sound that comes out of your mouth when you think you're the funniest person alive, but you're just being a loud, annoying jackass.

a jakob laugh is when you laugh like you're being paid to laugh, even though no one asked you to be funny, and it usually happens after a matt joke.

a jakob laugh is like when you laugh so hard and obnoxiously it feels like you're trying to break the sound barrier, and it happens every time a matt joke comes around.

A Jake the snake is a hot guy who every girl wants to date and every boy wants to punch in the face

Jake the snake is a legend in Cranford. He's got a huge cock, super strength, and the power to make girls go crazy. But if old people call the cops, he goes down like a sack of potatoes

Jake the snake is a game where you jump over a rope, and the rope is a guy named Jake who’s probably the worst at the game

A Jake the snake is a total loser. He’s a leech, a fag, a twig, and thinks he’s funny with his stupid arm trick

A Jake the snake is a fake dean who lies to students and doesn’t care if they die walking to class

A Jake the snake is a weakling who gives up in a boxing match and then talks like he could’ve beaten the Terminator

A story that makes no sense and never ends. It's like being stuck in a loop of nonsense.

A story so dumb and long, you want to scream. It’s like someone is trying to bore you to death.

A story so bad, you want to throw things. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

A story that might be kind of true, but it’s mostly full of lies and wild guesses.