A Jam Sandwich
What you eat when you’re so drunk you can’t even tell your feet from your hands. Just throw bread in a ball and eat it like it’s the last thing on Earth.
I ate a jam sandwich at 3 AM and it was the best thing ever. I don’t remember why.
My friend ate a jam sandwich after a night of drinking and cried. I think he liked it.
I threw bread into a ball and ate it like it was the end of the world.