A Jam Sandwich
A police car that looks like it was painted by a drunk kid with a crayon. It’s called a jam sandwich because it’s orange and it’s probably full of cops who hate your life.
The jam sandwich pulled me over and said I was going too fast. I was going 5 mph.
My dad got pulled over by a jam sandwich and he yelled, 'I didn't do anything!'
The jam sandwich police car chased me through the park and I got a ticket.