A Jeeve Minute
A jeeve minute is when someone says they'll be there in 5 minutes and it takes them 25. One real minute is five jeeve minutes.
I'll be there in 5 minutes
I'm coming
I'm almost here
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A Jeeve Minute
A jeeve minute is when someone says they'll be there in 5 minutes and it takes them 25. One real minute is five jeeve minutes.
I'll be there in 5 minutes
I'm coming
I'm on my way
A Jeeve Minute
A jeeve minute is when someone says they'll be there in 5 minutes and they take 25. One real minute is five jeeve minutes.
I'll be there in 5 minutes
I'm coming
I'm almost here
A Jeeve Minute
A jeeve minute is when someone says they'll be there in 5 minutes and it takes them 25. One real minute is five jeeve minutes.
I'll be there in 5 minutes
I'm coming
I'm on my way
A Jean
A Jean is when someone does something so stupid it makes your brain bleed or something so hot it makes your pants catch fire.
My dog tried to dance to a rap song. It was a Jean moment.
I ate three whole pizzas in one sitting. That was a Jean.
My cousin tried to flirt with my grandma. Classic Jean.
A Jean
A Jean is a person who acts like a wallflower until they start talking so loud it sounds like a screaming match at a football game.
She was quiet at first, then she yelled about her ex like he was in the room.
He was the shy type, then he started roasting everyone like they were his enemies.
She sat in the corner, then she took over the whole conversation like she was the boss.
A Jean
A Jean is the kind of person who is basically a godsend. They are nice, funny, and sometimes they will make you do stupid things just for laughs.
Jean gave me a high five and then we both fell over laughing.
She told the best jokes and made the whole class laugh.
He made me eat a whole plate of spaghetti just to mess with me.
A Jean
Jean is a girl with long hair who wants to find love, take pictures, and travel the world. She also has a best friend named Kevin who is annoying as hell.
Jean took a million photos of the sunset and still wasn’t done.
Kevin kept making jokes about her hair, and she just rolled her eyes.
She told Kevin to shut up, and he still kept talking.
A Jean
Jean is your best friend who is always laughing, always telling secrets, and will never let you forget her.
Jean told me her deepest secret, and I still can’t shut up about it.
She laughed so hard at my joke that she cried.
Even after we broke up, she still remembered me.
A Jean
Jean means ‘God is gracious,’ and if you date her, you’ll realize she’s smart, funny, and also a total drama queen.
Jean called me at 2 AM just to tell me about her day.
She said she was ‘gracious’ but then she cried about a tiny problem.
She failed her math test, but she still said she was ‘gracious’ about it.
A Jean
Jean means ‘God is gracious,’ and people with this name are usually smart, funny, and dramatic. They would die for you but won’t live for you.
Jean cried over a broken pencil and said it was a ‘tragedy.’
She failed her exam and said it was the ‘end of the world.’
She told me she would die for me, but she still wouldn’t help me with my homework.
A Jay and Silent Bob
The guy who gives you weed or any supplement that gets you high. He’s like your dealer, but worse.
Jay: 'Fifteen bucks, little man!'
Jay: 'I think I wanna know ya, know ya, yeah.'
Jay: 'Yo lemme get a nickel bag...'
A Jay and Silent Bob
Jay is a loudmouth, high all the time, and he yells at everything. He also talks way too much when he’s high.
Jay: 'Fuck, fuck fuck. Mother mother fuck...'
Jay: 'Smokin weed, smokin whiz, doin coke n drinkin beers.'
Jay: 'Rollin blunts n smokin em... Who smokes da blunts? We smoke da blunts.'
A Jay and Silent Bob
Silent Bob is the genius who barely talks, but when he does, he threatens your whole life.
Silent Bob: 'All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.'
Silent Bob: 'We're gonna make 'em eat our shit.'
Silent Bob: 'Then you're all you motherfucks are next.'
A Jay and Silent Bob
Jay and Silent Bob are the two coolest stoners in the world. They smoke blunts and make movies.
Jay: 'We smoke da blunts.'
Silent Bob: 'We’re gonna make 'em eat our shit.'
Jay: 'Yo lemme get a nickel bag...'
A Jay and Silent Bob
They are the two best friends who sell drugs and hang out at the quickstop, being super annoying and high all the time.
Jay: 'Fifteen bucks, little man!'
Silent Bob: 'All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.'
Jay: 'I think I wanna know ya, know ya, yeah.'
A Jay and Silent Bob
They are the two most famous stoners who have been in almost every movie Kevin Smith made. They are cool, but really loud.
Jay: 'Smokin weed, smokin whiz, doin coke n drinkin beers.'
Silent Bob: 'We’re gonna make 'em eat our shit.'
Jay: 'Rollin blunts n smokin em... Who smokes da blunts? We smoke da blunts.'
A Jay and Silent Bob
Jay and Silent Bob are the two most famous potheads who live at the quickstop. They’re dumb but they’re cool.
Jay: 'Fifteen bucks, little man!'
Jay: 'I think I wanna know ya, know ya, yeah.'
Silent Bob: 'All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.'
A Jasper
Jasper is a sandwich-stealing freak with arms longer than a football field who lives under a bridge and eats sandwiches like they’re going out of style.
Jasper stole my sandwich and then laughed like a maniac while eating it.
I saw Jasper’s arms stretch across the entire bridge just to grab a sandwich.
He eats sandwiches so fast, I think he’s trying to choke on them.
A Jasper
Jasper is a walking miracle who can make you happy in a blink, but he’s also a total mess who probably eats glue for fun.
Jasper smiled at me, and suddenly I forgot all my problems.
He tried to help me with math and just said, ‘I think I’m allergic to numbers.’
He said he’s ‘magnificent,’ but he also called a teacher a ‘fart in a suit.’