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A Jasper
Jasper is a walking sunshine who can light up your day, but don’t let him near your math homework or your crush.
Jasper made me laugh so hard, I cried.
He told me I was ‘brighter than the sun,’ which I’m not, but I’ll take it.
He doesn’t know I like him, and I’m dying from it.
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A Jasper
Jasper is the kind of guy who will help you out even if he’s eating a sandwich while doing it.
Jasper helped me move my couch and ate a sandwich in between.
He said, ‘I’m here for you, buddy,’ while chewing a sandwich like it was a problem.
He’s always there, even if he’s busy eating or being weird.
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A Jasper
Jasper is a nice guy who’s also a total clueless idiot who doesn’t even know he’s amazing.
He said he was ‘kind and funny,’ but he also called a teacher a ‘fart in a suit.’
He has no idea I like him, and he’s totally oblivious to everything.
He’s a nice guy, but he’s also a walking disaster.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Jasper
Jasper is a weird human who talks like he’s mad and probably thinks violence is the best way to solve problems.
He said, ‘Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question and the answer is yes.’
He told me he wasn’t ‘wanking’, he was ‘face wanking.’
He said, ‘It’s not a free country when I’m around.’
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A Jasper
Jasper is Lee Jong Suk’s man. He’s hot, he’s sexy, and he’s basically the best thing to ever happen to Earth.
Jasper is so hot, he makes my heart stop.
He’s ‘sexy af’ and I’m not even being mean about it.
He’s the best man alive, and I swear it on my life.
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A Jarvis
A huge guy who eats like a pig and looks like a cake that’s about to explode.
Dude, that Jarvis ate three pizzas and a whole cake. He’s gonna burst.
Jarvis walked in, and I thought the buffet had exploded.
That Jarvis is like a meatball sub. Full of meat and sauce.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Jarvis
When you’re smiling so hard you could light a fire and you’re not even mad.
Jarvis just got a 100 on the test. He’s happy as hell.
She gave him a hug, and he smiled like he just won the lottery.
He saw his favorite food and immediately started grinning like a maniac.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Jarvis
When a doctor lets all the blood out of a patient just because they feel like it. Also when you mess up something easy and make it hard.
The doctor ‘jarvis’d’ the kid and now he’s dizzy.
He ‘jarvis’d’ the math test and got a D.
She ‘jarvis’d’ my sandwich and now it’s a mess.
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A Jarvis
A guy who’s fit, polite, and smells like breakfast. He eats salmon and protein shakes like they’re going out of style.
That Jarvis is fit like a Greek god and smells like a morning coffee.
He’s so polite, even the teacher respects him.
He eats protein shakes like they’re candy.
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A Jarvis
A name that means ‘Bad Ass’ and is not to be messed with. Don’t call him Travis or Gervais or you’ll regret it.
Don’t call him Travis, he’ll punch you.
Gervais is a nickname, and he’s not happy about it.
That Jarvis is a bad ass, and he will not be messed with.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Jarvis
A tall guy who’s cute, looks good, and protects his friends and girlfriend like they’re his life.
That Jarvis is tall, hot, and would fight anyone for his girl.
He takes forever to get ready because he wants to look good.
He’s the kind of guy who will stand up for you even if you don’t ask.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Jarvis
A person who is so awesome you can’t help but love them. They make your life better just by being in it.
That Jarvis is the best friend ever.
He’s so cool, I love him like a brother.
He’s the kind of person who makes your day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Japanese Warning Shot
A shot that’s supposed to scare you, but it just flat-out kills you the first time.
I told him to aim for my foot. He missed. I died.
The warning shot was the only shot he took. I’m dead.
He said it was a warning. I’m in the hospital. He’s in the lobby.
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A Japanese Warning Shot
A shot that’s supposed to be a hint, but it’s just a bullet in the face.
He said it was a warning. I blinked. I died.
She said it was a warning. I took it. I’m now a ghost.
He fired once. That was the warning. I’m now his ex.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Japanese Warning Shot
A shot that’s supposed to be friendly, but it’s just a one-way trip to the afterlife.
He said it was a warning. I took it. I’m now his ghost.
She said it was a warning. I got it. I’m now her new neighbor in the afterlife.
They said it was a warning. I got it. I’m now a meatball in the sky.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Japanese Movie Night
When a group of 3 or more same-sex people get together to scream at a screen full of naked people doing weird stuff.
My friends and I watched 4 hours of hentai and I still don't know why the guy had 10 arms.
My cousin texted me: 'I'm watching hentai with my boyfriends. I'm not coming home.'
At the sleepover, we watched so much hentai, the neighbor called the cops.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Japanese Movie Night
When a bunch of same-sex people gather to yell at a screen like it's a fight club for anime.
My brother and his 3 boyfriends watched 8 episodes of hentai and then started a food fight.
My sister said, 'I'm not going to bed until I finish this hentai.'
My friends and I watched 2 hours of hentai and now we all have a headache.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Japanese Movie Night
When 3 or more same-sex people gather to laugh, scream, and sometimes cry at a screen full of ridiculous porn.
My friends and I watched hentai and then we all cried because it was so bad.
My cousin texted me: 'I watched 5 hours of hentai and now I can't stop laughing.'
I watched hentai with my friends and my dog started barking at the screen.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Janitor's Daughter
When a guy shoves his junk in a girl's butt while she's on her knees in a bathroom and keeps yanking her head under the toilet like it's a game.
He did it in the school bathroom during lunch. I heard the toilet flushing like a damn waterfall.
She was crying but still laughed when he said, 'You're my new toilet.'
He flushed her head so hard the toilet overflowed and soaked the janitor.
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A Janitor's Daughter
A guy using a girl like a toilet seat while he's sitting on her back in the bathroom and yanking her head down every time he pees.
He called her 'my personal toilet' and left her hair in the toilet.
She texted me, 'He flushed my head so hard I felt it in my ears.'
He kept doing it until the janitor came in and yelled at both of them.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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