Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A huge guy who eats like a pig and looks like a cake that’s about to explode.

Dude, that Jarvis ate three pizzas and a whole cake. He’s gonna burst.

Jarvis walked in, and I thought the buffet had exploded.

That Jarvis is like a meatball sub. Full of meat and sauce.

2

When you’re smiling so hard you could light a fire and you’re not even mad.

Jarvis just got a 100 on the test. He’s happy as hell.

She gave him a hug, and he smiled like he just won the lottery.

He saw his favorite food and immediately started grinning like a maniac.

3

When a doctor lets all the blood out of a patient just because they feel like it. Also when you mess up something easy and make it hard.

The doctor ‘jarvis’d’ the kid and now he’s dizzy.

He ‘jarvis’d’ the math test and got a D.

She ‘jarvis’d’ my sandwich and now it’s a mess.

4

A guy who’s fit, polite, and smells like breakfast. He eats salmon and protein shakes like they’re going out of style.

That Jarvis is fit like a Greek god and smells like a morning coffee.

He’s so polite, even the teacher respects him.

He eats protein shakes like they’re candy.

5

A name that means ‘Bad Ass’ and is not to be messed with. Don’t call him Travis or Gervais or you’ll regret it.

Don’t call him Travis, he’ll punch you.

Gervais is a nickname, and he’s not happy about it.

That Jarvis is a bad ass, and he will not be messed with.

6

A tall guy who’s cute, looks good, and protects his friends and girlfriend like they’re his life.

That Jarvis is tall, hot, and would fight anyone for his girl.

He takes forever to get ready because he wants to look good.

He’s the kind of guy who will stand up for you even if you don’t ask.

7

A person who is so awesome you can’t help but love them. They make your life better just by being in it.

That Jarvis is the best friend ever.

He’s so cool, I love him like a brother.

He’s the kind of person who makes your day.