A Jasper
Jasper is a walking miracle who can make you happy in a blink, but he’s also a total mess who probably eats glue for fun.
Jasper smiled at me, and suddenly I forgot all my problems.
He tried to help me with math and just said, ‘I think I’m allergic to numbers.’
He said he’s ‘magnificent,’ but he also called a teacher a ‘fart in a suit.’