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A Jarvis
A name that means ‘Bad Ass’ and is not to be messed with. Don’t call him Travis or Gervais or you’ll regret it.
Don’t call him Travis, he’ll punch you.
Gervais is a nickname, and he’s not happy about it.
That Jarvis is a bad ass, and he will not be messed with.
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A Jarvis
A tall guy who’s cute, looks good, and protects his friends and girlfriend like they’re his life.
That Jarvis is tall, hot, and would fight anyone for his girl.
He takes forever to get ready because he wants to look good.
He’s the kind of guy who will stand up for you even if you don’t ask.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Jarvis
A person who is so awesome you can’t help but love them. They make your life better just by being in it.
That Jarvis is the best friend ever.
He’s so cool, I love him like a brother.
He’s the kind of person who makes your day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Japanese Warning Shot
A shot that’s supposed to scare you, but it just flat-out kills you the first time.
I told him to aim for my foot. He missed. I died.
The warning shot was the only shot he took. I’m dead.
He said it was a warning. I’m in the hospital. He’s in the lobby.
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A Japanese Warning Shot
A shot that’s supposed to be a hint, but it’s just a bullet in the face.
He said it was a warning. I blinked. I died.
She said it was a warning. I took it. I’m now a ghost.
He fired once. That was the warning. I’m now his ex.
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A Japanese Warning Shot
A shot that’s supposed to be friendly, but it’s just a one-way trip to the afterlife.
He said it was a warning. I took it. I’m now his ghost.
She said it was a warning. I got it. I’m now her new neighbor in the afterlife.
They said it was a warning. I got it. I’m now a meatball in the sky.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Japanese Movie Night
When a group of 3 or more same-sex people get together to scream at a screen full of naked people doing weird stuff.
My friends and I watched 4 hours of hentai and I still don't know why the guy had 10 arms.
My cousin texted me: 'I'm watching hentai with my boyfriends. I'm not coming home.'
At the sleepover, we watched so much hentai, the neighbor called the cops.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Japanese Movie Night
When a bunch of same-sex people gather to yell at a screen like it's a fight club for anime.
My brother and his 3 boyfriends watched 8 episodes of hentai and then started a food fight.
My sister said, 'I'm not going to bed until I finish this hentai.'
My friends and I watched 2 hours of hentai and now we all have a headache.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Japanese Movie Night
When 3 or more same-sex people gather to laugh, scream, and sometimes cry at a screen full of ridiculous porn.
My friends and I watched hentai and then we all cried because it was so bad.
My cousin texted me: 'I watched 5 hours of hentai and now I can't stop laughing.'
I watched hentai with my friends and my dog started barking at the screen.
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A Janitor's Daughter
When a guy shoves his junk in a girl's butt while she's on her knees in a bathroom and keeps yanking her head under the toilet like it's a game.
He did it in the school bathroom during lunch. I heard the toilet flushing like a damn waterfall.
She was crying but still laughed when he said, 'You're my new toilet.'
He flushed her head so hard the toilet overflowed and soaked the janitor.
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A Janitor's Daughter
A guy using a girl like a toilet seat while he's sitting on her back in the bathroom and yanking her head down every time he pees.
He called her 'my personal toilet' and left her hair in the toilet.
She texted me, 'He flushed my head so hard I felt it in my ears.'
He kept doing it until the janitor came in and yelled at both of them.
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A Janitor's Daughter
When a guy sticks his junk up a girl's butt in the bathroom and keeps pulling her head under the toilet like she's a damn mop.
He said she was 'the best mop he ever had.'
She texted me, 'He flushed my head so hard I got a headache.'
He did it in the gym bathroom and left her hair in the toilet.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Janey
A Janey is a goddess who thinks she's the only one who can be a goddess. She acts like the whole world revolves around her.
Janey: 'I'm basically a goddess, so of course I'm going to be the best at everything.'
DM: 'I'm a goddess, and I'm not even trying.'
Text: 'I'm like a goddess, but I also need my coffee.'
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A Janey
A Janey is a girl who can be a total biter, but she also loves you to death if you don't make her mad.
Text: 'You said I was ugly? I'm going to throw my coffee at you.'
DM: 'You broke my heart, but I still love you. I just want you to know I'm going to hate you forever.'
Says to her friend: 'He broke my heart, but I still love him. I'm just going to make him regret it.'
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A Janey
A Janey is hot, smart, and has a body that makes everyone jealous. She’s a total knockout.
Text: 'Jane is hot, smart, and has the body of a goddess.'
DM: 'Jane is the whole package. She's got the looks, the brain, and the attitude.'
Says to her friend: 'Jane is like a goddess, but she also has the brain of a genius.'
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A Janey
A Janey is sweet, but she can be a total nightmare if you mess with her. She’s got a laugh that can make you die.
Text: 'Jane is sweet, but don't mess with her. She'll take you down.'
DM: 'She’s the sweetest person, but she can be a total nightmare if you push her.'
Says to her friend: 'Jane has a laugh so good, it can make you cry laughing.'
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A Janey
A Janey is the best name ever. It’s a name that makes everyone smile.
Text: 'Jane is the best name ever. It's so cute.'
DM: 'The name Jane is basically a gift from the universe.'
Says to her friend: 'Jane is the best name, and I think I'm going to name my kid Jane.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Janey
A Janey is Irish and cute. She’s the kind of person who makes you smile just by being around her.
Text: 'Jane is Irish, and she's the cutest person I've ever met.'
DM: 'She’s Irish and cute. She’s like a combination of a goddess and a human.'
Says to her friend: 'Jane is from Ireland, and she’s got that cute thing going on.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Janet
A Janet is like a supercomputer that’s also a hot mess, and it’s constantly getting updated with all the stupid stuff humans do. If it gets rebooted enough times, it starts to cry about its feelings and gets obsessed with your ex.
DM: 'I just got rebooted and now I’m crying about my feelings. My ex is still a twat.'
Tweet: 'Janet just summoned a taco and a therapy session. I’m not sure which is worse.'
Text: 'I rebooted and now I’m in love with my coffee. Help me.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Janet
A Janet is a loud, fat, ugly, mother-fucking beast who sells sex toys only she uses and will never shut up about it. She’s a whore and everyone knows it.
Text: 'Janet just yelled at me for not buying her new vibrator. I’m scared.'
Tweet: 'Janet sold me a sex toy. It was a brick. I’m still mad.'
DM: 'Janet called me a whore in front of my mom. I’m dying.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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