A Janet

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A Janet is like a supercomputer that’s also a hot mess, and it’s constantly getting updated with all the stupid stuff humans do. If it gets rebooted enough times, it starts to cry about its feelings and gets obsessed with your ex.

DM: 'I just got rebooted and now I’m crying about my feelings. My ex is still a twat.'

Tweet: 'Janet just summoned a taco and a therapy session. I’m not sure which is worse.'

Text: 'I rebooted and now I’m in love with my coffee. Help me.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Janet is a loud, fat, ugly, mother-fucking beast who sells sex toys only she uses and will never shut up about it. She’s a whore and everyone knows it.

Text: 'Janet just yelled at me for not buying her new vibrator. I’m scared.'

Tweet: 'Janet sold me a sex toy. It was a brick. I’m still mad.'

DM: 'Janet called me a whore in front of my mom. I’m dying.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Janet is a person who lies so much that they start to believe their own bullsh*t. They’re the kind of person who will lie about lying.

Text: 'I told my boss I was sick. I’m not. I’m lying. I’m also lying about lying.'

Tweet: 'Janet lied about lying. Now she’s lying about her lies.'

DM: 'I just lied about lying. Janet called me out. I’m confused.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Janet is a total legend, like the best kind of person who can do anything, make you happy, and rip your face off if you ever disrespect her.

Text: 'Janet just made me happy. Then she ripped my face off. I love her.'

Tweet: 'Janet is a total legend. She danced, rapped, and made me cry. I’m her best friend.'

DM: 'I dated Janet. She made me happy. Then she ripped my face off. I’m still her best friend.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Janet is a Scottish gift from god, but also a total drama queen who will probably yell at you for not being dramatic enough.

Text: 'Janet just yelled at me for not being dramatic enough. I’m sorry.'

Tweet: 'My Scottish Janet called me a drama queen. I’m proud.'

DM: 'I got a gift from god. It’s called Janet. She yelled at me. I’m confused.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Janet is the kind of girl who will stay with you forever, even if you treat her like garbage, and she will still make you look good in front of your friends.

Text: 'Janet stayed with me even though I treated her like garbage. She’s amazing.'

Tweet: 'Janet made me look good in front of my friends. I owe her my life.'

DM: 'Janet is the best. She’s strong, sexy, and she holds her own. I’m her best friend.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Janet is a girl who’s got the body of a goddess, the patience of a saint, and the temper of a dragon who’s been insulted.

Text: 'Janet has a big ass and a temper. I’ve seen her rip people’s faces off.'

Tweet: 'Janet is a goddess. She’s got a big ass. She’s also a dragon.'

DM: 'Janet just gave my ex a second chance. Then she ripped his face off. I’m impressed.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago