A Janet
A Janet is a loud, fat, ugly, mother-fucking beast who sells sex toys only she uses and will never shut up about it. She’s a whore and everyone knows it.
Text: 'Janet just yelled at me for not buying her new vibrator. I’m scared.'
Tweet: 'Janet sold me a sex toy. It was a brick. I’m still mad.'
DM: 'Janet called me a whore in front of my mom. I’m dying.'