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A Highlander
Going to the pub for one beer because you think you’re cool like the Highlander.
I went to the pub for one beer. I’m a Highlander now.
That guy went to the pub for one beer and called himself a Highlander.
I had one beer and felt like a Highlander. I was wrong.
A Higz moment
A Higz moment is when you act so dumb it makes your brain shut down.
I tried to text my mom while driving and crashed into a trash can.
He yelled at the pizza delivery guy for giving him the wrong size.
She tried to explain her math problem to a dog and got bit.
A Higz moment
A Higz moment is when you do something so stupid it makes your face turn red and your brain cry.
He ate a whole cake in one bite and then cried because it was too sweet.
She tried to flirt with a cop and got a ticket.
He texted his ex while she was right next to him.
A Higz moment
A Higz moment is when you do something so idiotic it makes everyone around you want to punch you.
He tried to fix the TV with a banana and it exploded.
She wore socks with sandals to a fancy dinner.
He tried to impress his crush by doing a backflip and fell into a pond.
A Higz moment
A Higz moment is when you make such a fool of yourself that you wish you could disappear.
He tried to rap at a concert and got booed off the stage.
She tried to dance in the grocery store and knocked over a whole aisle.
He texted his teacher during class and got caught.
A Higz moment
A Higz moment is when you do something so dumb that even your pet looks at you like you’re a loser.
He tried to teach his goldfish to do math and it just swam away.
She tried to sing in the shower and the neighbors called the cops.
He tried to convince his dad he was a superhero and got grounded.
A Higz moment
A Higz moment is when you do something so stupid that you wonder why you’re still alive.
He jumped into a pool full of spaghetti and got stuck.
She tried to run away from her problems and tripped over a dog.
He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and choked.
A High-Five Truth
A truth so real it makes your pants fall off. You raise your hand like you’re about to high-five someone, but you’re really just showing off how serious you are. If you say a High-Five Truth and lie, you get stabbed in the back with a fork.
Bro, I swear I didn’t eat the last pizza slice. It’s a High-Five Truth, and I will not let you question it.
I didn’t cheat on the test. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask my mom.
I didn’t put my dog in the freezer. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the dog.
A High-Five Truth
A truth that’s so true, it makes your face explode. You wave your hand like you’re waiting for a high-five, but you’re really just begging for people to believe you. If you lie about a High-Five Truth, you get kicked out of the group chat.
I didn’t delete the group chat. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the ghost of the old chat.
I didn’t eat the glitter. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the glitter.
I didn’t break the lamp. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the lamp.
A High-Five Truth
A truth that’s so real, it could make a saint weep. You raise your hand like you’re about to high-five, but it’s really just a warning. If you lie about a High-Five Truth, you get thrown out the window.
I didn’t throw my phone out the window. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the phone.
I didn’t eat the entire cake. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the cake.
I didn’t punch the wall. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the wall.
A High-Five Truth
A truth that’s so true, it could make a dinosaur cry. You raise your hand like you’re about to high-five, but it’s really just a threat. If you lie about a High-Five Truth, you get hit with a tennis ball.
I didn’t throw the tennis ball at the dog. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the dog.
I didn’t eat the entire pizza. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the pizza.
I didn’t throw my shoe at the teacher. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the shoe.
A High-Five Truth
A truth so strong, it could make a superhero cry. You raise your hand like you’re about to high-five, but it’s really just a promise. If you lie about a High-Five Truth, you get beaten with a banana.
I didn’t throw the banana at the principal. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the banana.
I didn’t eat the entire cupcake. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the cupcake.
I didn’t hit my brother. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask my brother.
A High Hard One
A high hard one is a baseball pitch that comes flying at you like a brick from a slingshot. It’s so fast and high it might knock your brain out. Or it could be a stiff, big, hard cock.
He threw a high hard one so fast, I thought my face was gonna catch fire.
That high hard one was like a brick from a slingshot.
I got a high hard one in the face and a stiff one in my hand at the same time.
A High Hard One
A high hard one is a pitch that hits you so fast and high, it feels like a flamingo kicked you in the head. It can also mean a big, stiff, rock-hard cock.
That high hard one made me feel like a flamingo kicked me in the head.
I was hit with a high hard one and it was like my face was on fire.
He threw a high hard one so fast, I thought I was gonna get a stiff one in my hand.
A High Hard One
A high hard one is a baseball pitch that comes so fast and high, it might make your head pop off. It can also be a big, hard, cock that’s so stiff it could break a door.
He threw a high hard one so fast, my head felt like it was gonna pop off.
That high hard one was so stiff, it could have broken a door.
I got a high hard one in my face and a cock that could break a door in my hand.
A High Hard One
A high hard one is a baseball pitch that hits you so fast, it might make your face feel like it was hit by a brick. It can also be a big, stiff, rock-hard cock.
He threw a high hard one so fast, my face felt like it was hit by a brick.
I got a high hard one and a cock that was so stiff, it could break a door.
That high hard one was like a brick hit my face.
A High Hard One
A high hard one is a pitch so fast and high, it might make your brain go 'what the f***?' It can also be a big, stiff, rock-hard cock that makes you go 'what the f***?'
He threw a high hard one so fast, my brain went 'what the f***?'
That high hard one was so stiff, I went 'what the f***?'
I got a high hard one and my brain screamed 'what the f***?'
A High Hard One
A high hard one is a baseball pitch so fast and high, it might make you wish you were dead. It can also be a big, stiff, cock that could make you wish you were dead.
That high hard one was so fast, I wished I was dead.
He threw a high hard one so stiff, I thought I was gonna die.
I got hit with a high hard one and a big cock that made me wish I was dead.
A High Hard One
A high hard one is a pitch that comes at you so fast and high, it might make your eyes roll back. It can also be a big, stiff cock that could make your eyes roll back.
That high hard one made my eyes roll back.
He threw a high hard one so fast, my eyes rolled back.
I got a high hard one and a cock that made my eyes roll back.
A Higgins
All the fun stuff you do before you actually get to have sex.
I was drunk and thought it was sex, but it was just a Higgins.
He said it was gonna be wild, but it was just a Higgins.
I got a Higgins and then I cried. It was that bad.
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