A High-Five Truth

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A truth so real it makes your pants fall off. You raise your hand like you’re about to high-five someone, but you’re really just showing off how serious you are. If you say a High-Five Truth and lie, you get stabbed in the back with a fork.

Bro, I swear I didn’t eat the last pizza slice. It’s a High-Five Truth, and I will not let you question it.

I didn’t cheat on the test. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask my mom.

I didn’t put my dog in the freezer. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the dog.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A truth that’s so true, it makes your face explode. You wave your hand like you’re waiting for a high-five, but you’re really just begging for people to believe you. If you lie about a High-Five Truth, you get kicked out of the group chat.

I didn’t delete the group chat. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the ghost of the old chat.

I didn’t eat the glitter. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the glitter.

I didn’t break the lamp. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the lamp.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A truth that’s so real, it could make a saint weep. You raise your hand like you’re about to high-five, but it’s really just a warning. If you lie about a High-Five Truth, you get thrown out the window.

I didn’t throw my phone out the window. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the phone.

I didn’t eat the entire cake. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the cake.

I didn’t punch the wall. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the wall.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A truth that’s so true, it could make a dinosaur cry. You raise your hand like you’re about to high-five, but it’s really just a threat. If you lie about a High-Five Truth, you get hit with a tennis ball.

I didn’t throw the tennis ball at the dog. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the dog.

I didn’t eat the entire pizza. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the pizza.

I didn’t throw my shoe at the teacher. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the shoe.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A truth so strong, it could make a superhero cry. You raise your hand like you’re about to high-five, but it’s really just a promise. If you lie about a High-Five Truth, you get beaten with a banana.

I didn’t throw the banana at the principal. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the banana.

I didn’t eat the entire cupcake. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask the cupcake.

I didn’t hit my brother. It’s a High-Five Truth. You can ask my brother.

by Slangipedia 16d ago