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A head full of nickels is someone who can’t remember their own name and thinks they’re a superhero.

My brother is a head full of nickels. He told the cops he was the Flash and ran into a wall.

My dog is a head full of nickels. He thinks he’s Batman and tries to save the couch every day.

My friend is a head full of nickels. He tried to fight a dragon and got eaten by a goat.

A Hayley is a girl who has more enemies than friends. She talks shit behind your back and thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread. She's got a face like a slapped potato and a brain like a fried egg.

Hayley: 'I didn't say anything.' (She texted everyone about you crying in the bathroom.)

Hayley: 'I'm just being nice.' (She stole your lunch and told your crush you were a psycho.)

Hayley: 'I'm not mad.' (She's been making fun of you for two weeks.)

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A Hayley

A Hayley is a girl who's got a laugh that could make a statue giggle. She's a bit of a dork but she's also a total beast when she's mad. She'll help you out even if you've been a total pain.

Hayley: 'I'm not mad. I'm just choosing my words carefully.' (She threw your math test in the trash.)

Hayley: 'I'm just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a troublemaker.)

Hayley: 'I'm just being honest.' (She said your haircut looked like a raccoon had attacked you.)

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A Hayley

A Hayley is a girl who's hot, funny, and smart but she doesn't realize it. She'll laugh at your jokes and then make you cry with her own. She’s got a temper, but it's only when you’re being a total jackass.

Hayley: 'I didn’t say anything.' (She told your crush you had a face like a sad potato.)

Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your teacher think you were a troublemaker.)

Hayley: 'I'm not mad. I'm just choosing my words.' (She drew a mustache on your face.)

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A Hayley

A Hayley is a girl who's got a voice like an angel and a heart like a saint. She's loyal, creative, and will drop everything to help you out. But don’t mess with her, because she’s got a laugh that could make a ghost cry.

Hayley: 'I was just being friendly.' (She told your crush you were a total mess.)

Hayley: 'I didn't do anything.' (She sent your teacher a picture of you eating a cheeseburger at 3 AM.)

Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She told your mom you were a troublemaker.)

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A Hayley

A Hayley is a girl who makes your day better just by being there. She’s got a smile that can light up a room and a heart that’s too big for her own body. She’s the kind of girl who’ll save you from your own stupidity.

Hayley: 'I didn't do anything.' (She told your crush you had the face of a raccoon.)

Hayley: 'I was just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a troublemaker.)

Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your mom think you were a total mess.)

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A Hayley

A Hayley is a girl who’s so beautiful she could make a rock jealous. She’s got a brain that could solve the universe and a heart that could beat the whole world. She’ll take your side even if you’ve been a total pain.

Hayley: 'I wasn't being mean.' (She told your crush you had the face of a sad potato.)

Hayley: 'I was just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a total mess.)

Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your mom think you were a disaster.)

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A Hayley

A Hayley is a girl who’s got a brain like a genius, a laugh like a monster, and a heart like a hero. She’ll help you when you need it and will make you cry when you don’t. She’s the kind of girl who’ll make your life better even if you’re a total pain.

Hayley: 'I wasn’t being mean.' (She told your crush you had the face of a raccoon.)

Hayley: 'I was just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a total mess.)

Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your mom think you were a disaster.)

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A Haunted house Back Smack A

A haunted house where the ghost hits you in the back with a giant A

I walked into the haunted house and got smacked in the back with an A. I thought it was a sign from the ghost. It wasn't. It was a warning.

The ghost in the haunted house hit me with an A so hard, I fell over. I didn't get up for three days.

I went to the haunted house and got a Back Smack A. It felt like my back was on fire and the ghost was yelling, 'You failed!'

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A Haunted house Back Smack A

A haunted house where you get hit with a giant A from behind like a slap from the devil

I entered the haunted house and got hit with a giant A. I cried. The ghost laughed.

The Back Smack A hit me so hard, my pants fell off. I didn't care. The ghost cared.

I got a Back Smack A in the haunted house and screamed so loud, the ghost got scared.

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A Haunted house Back Smack A

A haunted house that gives you a giant A in the back like you just got yelled at by your teacher

I got a Back Smack A in the haunted house. It felt like my teacher was behind me, yelling at me.

The haunted house gave me a Back Smack A. My back hurt for a week. My pride hurt for a month.

I walked into the haunted house, got hit with an A, and I swear I saw my teacher in the ghost's eyes.

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A Haunted house Back Smack A

A haunted house where the ghost throws a giant A at your back like it’s trying to kill you

The haunted house threw a giant A at me. I died. Or I just fainted. Either way, I got the point.

I got a Back Smack A and it felt like the ghost was trying to murder me. I almost did die.

The ghost in the haunted house threw a giant A at me. My back is still sore. My soul is still bruised.

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A Haunted house Back Smack A

A haunted house that hits you with a giant A from behind like it’s your worst nightmare

I walked into the haunted house and got hit with a giant A. It was my worst nightmare come true.

The Back Smack A was so loud, I think the ghost screamed with me.

The haunted house hit me with a giant A. I didn't know if I was dreaming or dead.

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A Hatim

A legendary man with a face like a donut and a cock so big it could start a war. He’s the reason why angels cry and why demons get jealous.

@hatim is the reason I failed math and my soul.

I saw Hatim in the street, I dropped my pants and cried.

My dog just tried to chew my phone because it heard Hatim’s voice.

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A Hatim

A man so hot he could melt the sun. He’s also the funniest guy in the universe and will laugh so hard he’ll pee his pants.

I asked Hatim for a date, he said ‘I’ll take you to the moon, but only if you bring my mom.’

My sister is in love with Hatim. She’s now dating 3 of his cousins.

Hatim walked in, the room went silent. Then he farted. Now it’s a war.

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A Hatim

A hairy, stoner, drunk, mofo who wears shirts that don’t match and drives like he’s racing the devil.

I saw Hatim driving. The cop said ‘you’re going to jail’ he said ‘I’m going to heaven’ and drove through a wall.

Hatim ate 10 pizzas, 3 donuts, and a whole chicken. Then he tried to dance.

My dog ran away because it heard Hatim’s voice.

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A Hatim

A name that means ‘black crow’ but also means ‘the man who makes my life a nightmare.’

My teacher said ‘if you don’t behave, I’ll call Hatim.’ I started crying.

My brother named his dog Hatim. Now the dog laughs at me.

I tried to spell ‘Hatim’ and got it wrong. My teacher said ‘you’re dumber than Hatim’s cousin.’

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A Hatim

A man who is smart, funny, and sometimes a total mess. He can do math in his head but can’t spell ‘Hatim’ correctly.

Hatim solved a math problem in 3 seconds. I took 10 minutes and failed.

I asked Hatim to spell ‘Hatim’ and he spelled it ‘Hate Me’.

My teacher said Hatim is the smartest kid in class. Then he said ‘he’s also the dumbest.’

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A Hatim

A man who’s been through hell and came back with a new tattoo and a new girlfriend.

Hatim came back from hell and brought 3 pizzas with him.

My dog ran away because it saw Hatim’s new tattoo.

Hatim told me about his life. I started crying and ate a whole cake.

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A Hatim

Tiny hats on animals. They look like they’re wearing party hats and are ready to dance.

My cat has a tiny hat. It looks like a fashion icon.

I saw a dog wearing a tiny hat. It looked like it was in a rap battle.

My hamster has a tiny hat. I think it’s the king of the tiny hats.

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