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a f***ing amazing song by lil darkie and also the worst thing ever that hitler did to people.

the worst f***ing thing the nazi goons did to the jews and other people like gypsies, blacks, gay men, and people with disabilities.

a f***ing terrible thing that happened in the 20th century when nazi germany killed six million jews and other people because hitler was a f***ing lunatic.

the worst f***ing tragedy in history where millions of jews got killed, and if you searched this on urbandictionary, you already know it was the worst thing ever.

When a person spots a hot person on vacation and decides to bang them like they’re on sale.

The tiny amount of extra meat you gain while eating like a beast on vacation.

Days when women can eat like pigs and not feel guilty, for a little while.

When someone says a word and then messes with the meaning of it just to make you look like an idiot. Usually done by Holdingholder to make you feel like a chump.

Saying 'Hold it' on the phone to tell someone you're hanging up or putting them on hold so you can do something else or call them back later.

When someone says something dumb or makes a mistake, and you tell them to 'Hold it' as if they're a kid who just spilled their juice box.

When you have drugs to sell. Like you're the drug dealer of the block and you're about to make someone's day miserable.

When you have to hold your pee or poop for a long time, usually on a road trip. It’s a life skill only the strong can handle.

When you have drugs ready to sell. You’re not just holding them, you're holding the whole neighborhood back.

When a lawyer or someone in a game says 'Hold it' to stop something from happening. It’s like a magic word that makes the whole courtroom or game pause for a second.

It’s Bavarian slang for a half-liter of beer, but no one cares because it’s just a tiny drink for people who think they’re tough.

It’s a ham choib, which is basically a sausage that’s too lazy to be good.

It’s when a gay guy who says he’s straight is flirting with your mom like she’s his new best friend.

A hoe who shows up to every coffee shop Joe goes to, just to sip his coffee like it's liquid gold and probably insults him for being average.

A bunch of girls (and some guys) who are completely smitten with Joe Jonas. They drool over him, follow him online, and probably would kiss his feet if he asked.

A fancy brothel run by Joe, where he hires hoes to flirt, seduce, and probably take your money for no real reason. It's like a strip club but with more drama.