A Hoe Joe

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A hoe who shows up to every coffee shop Joe goes to, just to sip his coffee like it's liquid gold and probably insults him for being average.
I saw her sipping Joe's coffee like it was the last drop on Earth.
She walked into the café and said, 'You're still using the same brand of coffee? What's wrong with you?'
She posted a TikTok of her drinking Joe's coffee and called it 'The Great Coffee War.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bunch of girls (and some guys) who are completely smitten with Joe Jonas. They drool over him, follow him online, and probably would kiss his feet if he asked.
She cried when Joe Jonas said 'hi' on Instagram.
He said 'hi' and she fainted. It was a real thing.
She followed Joe Jonas for 10 years just to get a 'hi' from him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fancy brothel run by Joe, where he hires hoes to flirt, seduce, and probably take your money for no real reason. It's like a strip club but with more drama.
Joe said, 'You got the cash, I got the hoe.'
The Main Hoe got a raise because she seduced a rich guy.
The Toilet Cleaner was fired because she couldn't even clean the toilet properly.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The grossest boy ever who hits on Shannon every night like she's the only girl in the world and he's the last hope of humanity.
He texted Shannon at 11 PM and said, 'Are you still single? I'm still single. We should be together.'
He asked Shannon if she would 'fuck him' and she said, 'No, I'm busy being beautiful.'
He followed Shannon on every social media platform just to hit on her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A group chat full of amazing humans and one illiterate hooker who somehow got invited and never left.
Natalie sent a message that said, 'Hello, my life is perfect.'
Alexa posted, 'I’m literate. I just don’t want to be.'
Paulina said, 'This group chat is the best thing since sliced bread and Joe Jonas.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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