A Hoe Joe
A hoe who shows up to every coffee shop Joe goes to, just to sip his coffee like it's liquid gold and probably insults him for being average.
I saw her sipping Joe's coffee like it was the last drop on Earth.
She walked into the café and said, 'You're still using the same brand of coffee? What's wrong with you?'
She posted a TikTok of her drinking Joe's coffee and called it 'The Great Coffee War.'