A La Toshiki
You do 10 reps of squats with 190kg in one breath while someone yells like they're trying to break your mind.
My mind is broken, but I'm still standing.
That count was worse than a headache.
I did it and I'm a beast.
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A La Toshiki
You lift 190kg 10 times in one breath while someone counts like they're trying to make you lose your sanity.
I think I lost my sanity.
That count was louder than my heartbeat.
I'm still standing, so I must be a god.
A La Paul
A La Paul is when you act like a total jackass who thinks he’s the king of the castle and women are just there to suffer through your nonsense. It’s like a curse from the gods, and Greeks got it handed to them like a free gift.
My cousin tried A La Paul at a bar and ended up getting thrown out because he wouldn’t shut up about his ex.
My mom says my dad does A La Paul every time he sees my aunt.
My friend’s boss does A La Paul in meetings and no one dares say anything.
A La Paul
A La Paul is when you treat women like they’re your personal servants and expect them to take your crap without complaint. It’s like being born with a middle finger and a loud mouth.
My neighbor does A La Paul every morning and yells at the mailman like he owes him money.
My sister’s boyfriend does A La Paul at dinner and won’t stop talking about his video game.
My teacher does A La Paul and talks about her cat like it’s the most important thing in the world.
A La Paul
A La Paul is when you act like you’re the only one who matters and expect everyone else to be impressed by your nonsense. It’s like having a loud mouth and no brain.
My brother does A La Paul at family dinners and won’t stop talking about his dog.
My coworker does A La Paul and thinks he’s the best at everything.
My friend’s dad does A La Paul and yells at the TV like it’s his enemy.
A LOVELY GIRL
A girl who looks decent but acts like she’s the most popular kid in school. She makes up drama for no reason, then quotes cheesy sayings like 'Live Laugh Love' like it’s a religion. She’s pretty, but she doesn’t know why.
'Why did you ignore me? I was doing my hair!' 'I was doing my face!' 'Well, I’m doing my life!'
She started a fight over a pencil and cried when she lost.
She quoted 'Live Laugh Love' when she spilled her juice on her shirt.
A LOVELY GIRL
Girls who support each other like they’re on a team. They don’t gossip or backstab. They’re like the cool group who just wants to be happy.
'I think you’re amazing!' 'Why, thank you! I think you’re the best!'
They helped each other with homework instead of telling secrets.
They stood up for each other when the class laughed at them.
A LOVELY GIRL
A viral trend online about a guy who loves to play a video game with silly hair. It got so crazy people started talking about it everywhere. Now it’s a thing.
'Teamchuckles is the best! He’s like a weird superhero.'
People drew pictures of him and posted them on the internet.
The whole school started talking about it during lunch.
A LOVELY GIRL
Punk girls who wear way too much makeup, have wild hair, and act like they’re royalty. They talk trash but get scared when someone hotter shows up.
'I’m going to be a rock star!' 'You’re not even a singer!'
She got scared when the principal walked by.
She cried when the popular girl called her ugly.
A LOVELY GIRL
A song that people sing about little girls and creepy guys. Some people get in trouble for singing it too loud.
'I love little girls, little girls love me!'
She got in trouble for singing it in the hallway.
He got yelled at by his mom for singing it at lunch.
A LOVELY GIRL
A girl who needs a new boyfriend every few weeks. She says 'I love you' after knowing someone for a day. She thinks every new guy is her forever love.
'He’s the one! I’m never going to be sad again!'
She broke up with him because he didn’t text her back.
She dated three guys in one month.
A LOVELY GIRL
A song that made a band famous. It was so cool everyone started listening to them. The music video was made of tiny blocks that moved like people.
'The song is so good, I listen to it every day!'
The video looked like a kid’s toy come to life.
He played it on the bus and everyone sang along.
A La Carter
When someone reads only the parts they want to, and completely ignores the rest, usually because they're too lazy or stupid to get the whole point. It's like picking the easiest parts of a math test and ignoring the hard questions.
'I just read the part where they said pizza was involved, the rest is nonsense.'
'They said 'I love you' so I read that part and skipped the part where they said they were going to break up.'
'I read the part where he said 'I'm rich' but missed the part where he said 'I'm bankrupt.'
A La Carter
When a streamer reads only the dumbest or easiest parts of chat and completely misses the main point, usually because they're too distracted by their own dumbness or something else.
'I read the part where chat said 'cool' but missed the part where they said 'you’re gonna die.'
'They said 'I’m going to win' so I read that and skipped the part where they said 'I have no idea what I’m doing.'
'Chat said 'he’s a fraud' but I read the part where they said 'he’s hot' and ignored the rest.'
A LOVE SO BEAUTIFUL
A Chinese drama where a 17-year-old girl gets her heart smashed by her neighbor. The Korean version is just as bad, and both are on Netflix so you can waste your life watching them.
My cousin watched this and cried like a baby because the guy was too ugly.
I tried to watch it and fell asleep after 10 minutes.
My mom said it's the worst thing she's ever seen, and she's seen my dad's face.
A LOVE SO BEAUTIFUL
A Chinese show about a girl who gets her heart broken by the neighbor. The Korean version is just as cringey, and both are on Netflix so you can suffer with me.
My brother watched it and now he talks to the neighbor like they’re best friends.
I watched it once and I still can’t get the guy’s face out of my head.
My dog watched it and started howling at the screen.
A LOVE SO BEAUTIFUL
A Chinese drama about a girl who gets her heart stomped by the neighbor. The Korean version is just as bad, and both are on Netflix so you can waste your life with me.
My sister watched it and now she thinks the guy is the love of her life.
I watched it and I now hate my neighbor.
My dad watched it and now he talks to the neighbor like they’re old friends.
A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE
A lampshade that looks like a giant, hairy, smelly old man who smells like wet socks and regret. It was made by a mad scientist who also makes rubber ducks that cry.
My lampshade is so ugly, it looks like my uncle after he ate a whole pie and then tried to fight a raccoon.
This lampshade is so gross, I think it’s trying to take over my life.
I named my lampshade ‘Sir Bumface’ because he’s the most lovable piece of trash I’ve ever seen.
A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE
A lampshade that’s so fuzzy and weird, it makes you feel like you’re being hugged by a dead raccoon. It was invented by a man who probably bathes in glue and dreams of cheese.
My lampshade is so weird, I think it’s trying to hypnotize me with its hairy face.
This lampshade is like my pet, except it’s also my enemy.
I tried to love my lampshade, but it just stared at me like it was judging my life choices.
A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE
A lampshade that looks like it came out of a garbage can and was hit by a hair dryer. It was created by a man who probably ate a whole classroom of kids for breakfast.
My lampshade is so ugly, it makes my plants cry.
This lampshade is like a bad relationship, but with more hair.
I tried to put my lampshade on, and now I feel like I’m in a horror movie.