A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE
A lampshade that’s so fuzzy and weird, it makes you feel like you’re being hugged by a dead raccoon. It was invented by a man who probably bathes in glue and dreams of cheese.
My lampshade is so weird, I think it’s trying to hypnotize me with its hairy face.
This lampshade is like my pet, except it’s also my enemy.
I tried to love my lampshade, but it just stared at me like it was judging my life choices.