A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE
A lampshade that looks like it came out of a garbage can and was hit by a hair dryer. It was created by a man who probably ate a whole classroom of kids for breakfast.
My lampshade is so ugly, it makes my plants cry.
This lampshade is like a bad relationship, but with more hair.
I tried to put my lampshade on, and now I feel like I’m in a horror movie.