A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE
A lampshade that looks like a giant, hairy, smelly old man who smells like wet socks and regret. It was made by a mad scientist who also makes rubber ducks that cry.
My lampshade is so ugly, it looks like my uncle after he ate a whole pie and then tried to fight a raccoon.
This lampshade is so gross, I think it’s trying to take over my life.
I named my lampshade ‘Sir Bumface’ because he’s the most lovable piece of trash I’ve ever seen.