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A LOL in the conversation
When someone messes up during a serious talk and everyone loses it because of something stupid like falling like a drunk tree or saying the wrong thing by accident.
During a meeting about the company's future, my boss said 'I want to fire the intern and my ex' instead of 'I want to fire the intern and my boss.'
At a funeral, the cousin of the deceased said 'He passed away because he was tired of us.'
During a math test, my friend asked the teacher for a pencil and said 'I need this to write my essay about being a superhero.'
A LOL in the conversation
A moment when someone ruins a serious conversation with something so dumb it makes everyone laugh like they just heard the worst joke ever.
In the middle of a debate about politics, my friend said 'I vote for the president because he looks like my uncle.'
During a Zoom call about work, my dog ran into the camera and barked at the boss.
At a restaurant, my dad said 'I ordered the steak because it looked like my sister's face.'
A LOL in the conversation
When someone accidentally makes a serious conversation hilarious by doing something stupid like falling on their face or saying something completely wrong.
During a meeting about budget cuts, my boss said 'I want to fire the intern because he's the only one who doesn't know what a budget is.'
In the middle of a big argument, my brother said 'You're not the smartest person in the room, but you're the loudest.'
At a family dinner, my grandma said 'This is the best food I've ever had, even better than my ex's cooking.'
A LOL in the conversation
A moment when someone messes up in a serious conversation, making everyone laugh like they just heard the worst joke ever, like tripping or saying something dumb.
During a job interview, I said 'I want to be a manager because I hate working for people who don't know what they're doing.'
At a meeting, my boss tripped over a chair and fell like a sack of potatoes.
During a test, my friend wrote 'I am the best student in the class because I have a dog named Kevin.'
A LOL in the conversation
When someone makes a serious conversation laughable by doing something so stupid, like falling in a funny way or saying something completely wrong.
During a meeting about the company’s future, my boss said 'I want to fire the intern because he’s the only one who still believes in magic.'
At a family dinner, my uncle said 'I eat this food because it tastes like my old neighbor's cooking.'
During a Zoom call, my dog ran into the camera and started barking at my boss like he was the enemy.
A LOL in the conversation
A moment when someone messes up during a serious talk, making everyone laugh like they just heard the funniest joke ever, like tripping or saying the wrong thing by accident.
During a meeting, my boss said 'I want to fire the intern because he looks like my ex's brother.'
At a restaurant, my dad said 'This is the best food I’ve ever had, even better than my ex’s cooking.'
During a test, my friend wrote 'I am the best student in the class because I have a dog named Kevin.'
A LLOYD
Means you're being straight up, no fake stuff or lying
You said you'd never eat pizza again, but you just ate three slices. That's not a Lloyd moment.
When your friend says 'I'm fine' and then cries in the bathroom. Not a Lloyd moment.
When you finally say 'I give up' and it's 3 AM. That's a Lloyd moment.
A LLOYD
The guy who gets everything. He's hot, he's cool, and he's got the whole world wrapped around his finger
When your friend's ex calls him and he just says 'I'm busy, I'm with my girl' and hangs up.
When he shows up to the party in a suit and everyone else is in pajamas.
When he texts you at 2 AM and says 'I can't sleep without you.'
A LLOYD
A guy who's got the heart of a lion and the brain of a genius. He's got a big mouth too
He told the teacher he didn't do his homework, then handed her a 100% test.
He got into a fight with a chicken at the grocery store.
He texted his crush 'I love you, your mom's cool, and your dad's kinda okay.'
A LLOYD
A guy with a monster-sized tool and he's got the looks to match
He walks into the room and everyone else forgets they're alive.
He told his crush he had a 'six-pack' and she believed him.
He tried to fit both hands in his pants and failed.
A LLOYD
A guy who's got a wild side and knows how to make love last
He spent 10 minutes just looking at his girlfriend before they even kissed.
He told his crush he could 'make her scream' and he did.
He woke up his crush at 3 AM with a love letter and a lollipop.
A LLOYD
A guy who's got the body of a god and the backside to match
He sat on a chair and it broke because he was too big.
He wore a pair of pants and they fell off.
He did a dance and the whole school followed him.
A LLOYD
The guy who's got the whole world loving him. He's got the looks, the charm, and the talent
He was the star of the school play and everyone else was just there to watch him.
He made the teacher cry with a joke.
He got a perfect score on the test and then cried because he was so happy.
A LIAM LACON
A Liam lacon is a weeny little kid who breaks stuff in his town like it’s his job, he wears baggy tracksuits and cheap shoes, and either has a poxy friend with a bad habit or a smelly leather jacket.
He broke the local shop window just to see the shopkeeper cry.
He got caught trying to light a fire in the library.
He threw a chair at the bus driver and got a detention.
A LIAM LACON
A Liam lacon is a skinny weakling who goes around smashing things in his town, he looks like he came out of a secondhand clothes bin, wearing tracksuits and shoes that don’t match, and he’s either with a drunk friend or a smelly jacket.
He threw a bottle at the postman and missed.
He broke a lamp just to prove he could.
He tried to burn down the park and got a scolding.
A LIAM LACON
A Liam lacon is a twig-like kid who breaks everything in his town like it’s his hobby, he wears faded tracksuits and old shoes, and he’s either with a loutish friend or a grungy jacket.
He kicked a vending machine and got free chips.
He broke a door just to get out of the classroom.
He threw a book at the teacher and got sent to the office.
A LECHE
An Italian who thinks pizza is the only thing that ever happened in Italy and acts like they're the king of the country
'You're not even a real Italian, you're just a walking pizza box.'
'He tried to explain the Roman Empire like it was a YouTube comment section.'
'She claimed she invented pasta and then cried when someone said spaghetti was better.'
A LECHE
When someone's eyes are doing the cha-cha and their brain is saying 'I'm gonna do something stupid soon'
'He was staring at her like she was the last slice of pizza at a party.'
'She couldn't look at him without blushing like a tomato on a hot day.'
'He was so perved he forgot to breathe for three minutes.'
A LECHE
Spanish for the stuff you shoot out when you're too busy being awesome to think about what you're doing
'He looked like he just ran a marathon and then did a backflip.'
'She came out of the bathroom like she was a superhero with a new power.'
'He shot it out like he was trying to start a fire with his bare hands.'
A LECHE
A short way to say 'lecher' and it's basically the worst insult you can throw at someone
'He called me a leche like I had personally insulted his entire family.'
'She screamed 'A leche!' like it was the end of the world.'
'He said 'A leche!' so loud the neighbors called the cops.'
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