A LIAM LACON
A Liam lacon is a skinny weakling who goes around smashing things in his town, he looks like he came out of a secondhand clothes bin, wearing tracksuits and shoes that don’t match, and he’s either with a drunk friend or a smelly jacket.
He threw a bottle at the postman and missed.
He broke a lamp just to prove he could.
He tried to burn down the park and got a scolding.