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A Leaner
That big chunk of poop stuck to your cheek like it's your new best friend and won't let go.
That poop won't budge, it's like it's glued to my ass.
I wiped five times and still had a poop attached to my cheek.
I shook my butt like it was a earthquake and still had a poop stuck to me.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Leaner
When a guy pees and leans on the wall like it's the only thing keeping him from falling over.
He leaned on the wall like it was the only thing keeping him from falling.
That guy leaned on the wall like he had no bones.
I leaned on the wall because I was peeing so hard, I felt like I was gonna explode.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Leaner
When a guy leans over the table to throw a ball in beer pong like it's a big deal.
He leaned over the table like he was trying to hit a ball with a sword.
That guy leaned over the table like he was playing a game of life or death.
She leaned over the table and missed the ball like it was a joke.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Leaner
A line of coke that's so good, you have to lean in to get it.
That line of coke was so good, I leaned in like it was my last meal.
He leaned in so close, I thought he was gonna kiss the nose.
She leaned in and snorted it like it was a competition.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Leaking Beaker
The worst cunt who thinks she’s hot. She’s always high, has a huge ass, and loves to play with guys while she’s getting fucked by three black guys at the same time. She’s a total fake and everyone knows she’s just a stupid blonde with no brain.
She texted me, 'Hey baby, wanna come over?' I said no, she sent a pic of her eating a sandwich and said 'You're missing out, baby.'
She DM'd me, 'You're the best, I'm gonna blow you and eat three guys at once.' I said, 'No thanks, I’ve seen your bra.'
She called me and said, 'I just got high and I’m gonna blow you and eat three guys at once.' I hung up and said, 'She’s still high, I’m still alive.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Leaking Beaker
The dumbest piece of trash who thinks she’s a queen. She’s a fake blonde with the brain of a chicken and the body of a dwarf. She’s so stupid, she can’t even talk without stuffing tissues in her bra.
She sent me a text, 'Hey, I just got high, I’m gonna blow you and eat three guys at once.' I said, 'No thanks, I’ve seen your bra.'
She called me and said, 'I’m gonna blow you and eat three guys at once. You’re gonna love it.' I said, 'No, I don’t love it, I hate it.'
She texted me, 'I just got high, I’m gonna blow you and eat three guys at once. You’re gonna be my new best friend.' I said, 'No, I’m your new worst enemy.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A League of Their Own
Yelling at someone using quotes from the movie like it's your job and they're getting fired
'You're gonna get a pass if you don't make me scream!' I shouted, quoting the movie like it was a legal document.
He said, 'I'm not your girl,' so I replied with, 'You're not my boy!' and then threw a pillow at him.
When she missed her turn, I yelled, 'You're not even trying!' like I was the manager of her soul.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A League of Their Own
Using lines from the movie to roast someone so hard they might leave the planet
'I'm not your girl!' she said. I replied, 'You're not even my cousin!' and then kicked the couch.
He missed the play and I said, 'You're not even trying!' like I was the king of disappointment.
She forgot her lines and I said, 'You're not even my friend!' and then left the room.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A League of Their Own
Scolding someone by quoting the movie like it was a death sentence
'You're not even my friend!' I said, like I was the judge and she was on trial.
He messed up the play and I said, 'You're not even trying!' like it was the end of the world.
She didn't show up and I said, 'You're not even here!' like I was the ghost of the movie.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A League of Their Own
Telling someone off with movie quotes like it was a battle and they were the enemy
'You're not even my girl!' I shouted, like I was fighting a war with a pillow.
He missed the play and I yelled, 'You're not even trying!' like it was a war crime.
She said, 'I'm not your girl,' and I said, 'You're not even my cousin!' and then threw a shoe.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A League of Their Own
Ranting at someone using lines from the movie like it was a personal attack
'You're not even my friend!' I said, like I was attacking her with words.
He missed the play and I said, 'You're not even trying!' like it was a hate crime.
She said, 'I'm not your girl,' and I said, 'You're not even my cousin!' and then left the room like I was a ghost.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Layng Thing to do
A stupid idea or action done by a 5'2 Irish kid who thinks he's a king.
I decided to fight a goat because I thought it was a challenge.
I tried to lift a car with one hand and failed.
I wore a hat made of socks and called it a fashion statement.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Layng Thing to do
A dumb idea from a 5'2 Irish kid who thinks he's the boss of everything.
I tried to teach my dog to ride a bike and it bit me.
I yelled at the moon because it didn't shine bright enough.
I threw a sandwich at a cop and said it was a peace offering.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Layng Thing to do
A 5'2 Irish kid’s plan that will probably end in tears and a lot of swearing.
I tried to build a spaceship out of duct tape and failed.
I challenged my brother to a dance-off and got humiliated.
I tried to kiss a cow and it mooed at me.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lawyer's Grief
Her son got a wild mental breakdown... But wait! Kids don't usually go nuts until they’re old enough to drink!
My kid’s flipping out like he’s on a reality show, but he’s still in middle school!
She says he’s crazy, but he’s just mad he got a B+
He’s talking to ghosts, but he’s still in the lunch line.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lawyer's Grief
Her son’s head is full of crazy stuff... But wait! That kind of crazy doesn’t show up until they’re at least 18!
He thinks the principal is his long-lost dad, and he’s not even in high school yet.
He’s arguing with the math teacher like they’re on a dating app.
He’s wearing a hat that says 'I’m not crazy, I’m just misunderstood.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lawyer's Grief
Her son’s mind is going haywire... But wait! That kind of madness usually waits until they’re old enough to get a tattoo!
He’s drawing maps of his brain on the back of his math test.
He’s telling the librarian he’s a secret spy.
He thinks his backpack is a portal to another dimension.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Law Woke Bar
A super smug way to point out when people shout about being woke but turn a blind eye when racists or extremists punch someone in the face.
'A Law Woke Bar!' he yelled, as if that made him a hero.
She posted 'A Law Woke Bar!' after the riot, ignoring the cops who let the bad guys go.
He texted 'A Law Woke Bar!' during the protest, even though he broke a cop's nose.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Law Woke Bar
A fancy way to say you're mad because people act like they're fighting for equality but let the worst of the bunch get away with murder.
'A Law Woke Bar!' he wrote in the comments, even though he didn’t help the guy who got beaten up.
She posted 'A Law Woke Bar!' after the rally, even though she cursed the cop who didn’t stop the fight.
He yelled 'A Law Woke Bar!' at the bar, even though he had a black eye from the bouncer.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Law Woke Bar
A loud, rude way to call out people who talk about equality but let the haters punch people and walk away like nothing happened.
'A Law Woke Bar!' she screamed in the DMs, even though she didn’t stop the fight.
He texted 'A Law Woke Bar!' after the cop didn’t do anything.
She posted 'A Law Woke Bar!' when the bad guys walked out and the good guys got arrested.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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