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A Law Woke Bar
A stupid, annoying way to say you’re annoyed because people scream about being cool but let the bullies hit people and ignore the mess.
'A Law Woke Bar!' he said after the cop didn’t stop the fight.
She posted 'A Law Woke Bar!' when the bad guys walked out and the good ones got arrested.
He texted 'A Law Woke Bar!' even though he had a black eye from the bouncer.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Law Woke Bar
A loud, fake way to act like you’re fighting for justice, but you’re too busy laughing when the bullies beat up the good guys and walk away like kings.
He yelled 'A Law Woke Bar!' at the bar even though he had a black eye from the bouncer.
She posted 'A Law Woke Bar!' even though she didn’t help the guy who got beaten up.
He texted 'A Law Woke Bar!' after the cop didn’t do anything.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lavalle
Lavalle is so good-looking he could make a priest lose his faith and a nun lose her virginity in the same day.
Bro, Lavalle walks in, and the whole room stops breathing.
Lavalle is like a god, but with better hair and more confidence.
If Lavalle looked at you, you'd be too distracted to notice your own face.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lavalle
Laval is a city that thinks it's fancy, but it's just a bunch of malls, car lots, and people who don't know what 'green' means.
Laval is like a mall that got stuck in a car dealership and forgot how to be a city.
Laval's urban planning is worse than a kid's doodle on a napkin.
Laval has more shopping malls than sense, and that's saying something.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lavalle
Laval is the second biggest city in Quebec, but it's also the home of celebrities who should know better.
Celine Dion lives there, but she still thinks Laval is a suburb of heaven.
Jose Theodore plays hockey, but he probably still shops at Carrefour Laval.
Martin St-Louis was born there, but he still doesn't know what a real city looks like.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lavalle
Laval is where the gangsters hang out, and if you don't know how to talk to them, you're gonna get roasted.
Laval is like the gangster version of a neighborhood, but with more slang and less sense.
If you go to Laval and don't speak Lavalois, you're gonna get called a dummy.
Laval has four languages, but they all basically just say 'you're an idiot' in different ways.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lavalle
Laval is a city that thinks it's fancy, but it's just a bunch of neighborhoods and people who don't know what 'green' means.
Laval has 13 neighborhoods, but they all just look like a mall with a headache.
Laval is like a city that forgot how to be pretty and just settled for being loud.
If Laval had a personality, it would be a guy who talks too much and wears too much gel.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lavalle
Lavall is the kind of guy who would walk into a room and make everyone else feel like they're wearing a hat inside a sock.
Lavall is so kind he would let you win a fight just to save your dignity.
Lavall doesn't play games, but he plays the long game and wins every time.
Lavall is the kind of guy who would wait for you to finish your lunch before even thinking about talking to you.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lavalle
Laval is a suburb of Montreal that has way too many stores and not enough sense.
Laval has Carrefour Laval, which is just a mall that thinks it's fancy.
Laval is like a mall that got stuck in a car dealership and forgot how to be a city.
Laval has so many stores, it's like a mall had a baby with a car lot.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lawless Design
A total legend who turns trash into treasure. She’s so good at sewing and making new stuff that even the Phish lot can’t keep up with her madness.
She turned my old gym shorts into a jacket that looks like it cost a million bucks.
She made a whole outfit out of my dad’s old flannel shirt and I look like a rockstar.
She sewed my ripped jeans back together and now they look like they were made in heaven.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lawless Design
This woman is a genius. She’s got the skills to make old vests look brand new and she’s got the guts to change her whole look every week.
She turned my grandma’s old vest into a fashion statement that made me feel like a celebrity.
She reinvented herself so fast that I couldn’t keep up with her new style.
She made a whole outfit from my old band shirt and I look like I was born on a runway.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Laura Thought
A wild idea that makes no sense but your brain is convinced it's the best plan ever
I’m gonna win the lottery by eating cereal for 10 hours straight.
If I text my ex, he’ll come back and we’ll live in a van.
I can turn my dog into a superhero with a magic taco.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Laura Thought
A crazy thought that your brain thinks is normal but everyone else thinks you’re out of your mind
The moon is watching me and it’s judging my life choices.
I can talk to my fridge and it will tell me the truth.
My pet goldfish is the president of the universe.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Laura Thought
A thought so dumb it makes no sense but you’re convinced it’s genius
I can become a billionaire by selling socks on TikTok.
If I dance in the rain, I’ll get a free car.
My neighbor is a secret superhero and he uses a vacuum as a weapon.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Laura Thought
A made-up plan that sounds awesome but is completely impossible and you still believe in it
I’ll go to space by jumping off a cliff and yelling at the sky.
If I wear my socks on my hands, I’ll be able to read minds.
I can time travel by eating too much pizza.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Laura Thought
A thought that’s so stupid it’s amazing and you swear it’s going to work
I can beat the world’s strongest man by singing lullabies.
If I throw my phone into the ocean, it will become a spaceship.
I can turn my cat into a dragon with a magic pencil.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Laura Thought
A crazy idea that your brain loves but the rest of your body is like 'what the hell is happening?'
I’m gonna build a robot out of legos and it’ll save the world.
If I drink coffee from a blender, I’ll be able to speak French.
My goldfish is going to take over the internet.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Laughtatious Mood
You start laughing like a maniac but you have no idea why. It’s like your brain is on fire and it’s all because of a dumb joke.
My friend said 'I ate a whole pizza for breakfast' and I laughed so hard I cried.
I saw a dog wearing sunglasses and I couldn’t stop laughing. It was ridiculous.
My mom said 'I’m getting a tattoo of a chicken' and I laughed for 10 minutes straight.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Laughtatious Mood
You’re laughing so hard you feel like you’re gonna puke. You don’t know why, but it doesn’t matter. You’re just gonna laugh until you’re dead.
I watched a video of a cat falling off a couch and I laughed so hard I got a stomachache.
My dad told a joke about his ex and I couldn’t stop laughing. It was the worst joke ever.
My friend told me he got a traffic ticket for driving a motorcycle in his pajamas. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Laughtatious Mood
You’re laughing for no reason, like your brain just decided to go on a rampage. It’s a full-blown laugh attack and you can’t stop it.
I heard my little brother say 'I’m gonna be a superhero when I grow up' and I laughed for 5 minutes straight.
My teacher told a joke that was so bad it made me laugh until I had tears in my eyes.
My friend told me he ate a shoe and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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