A Leaking Beaker
The dumbest piece of trash who thinks she’s a queen. She’s a fake blonde with the brain of a chicken and the body of a dwarf. She’s so stupid, she can’t even talk without stuffing tissues in her bra.
She sent me a text, 'Hey, I just got high, I’m gonna blow you and eat three guys at once.' I said, 'No thanks, I’ve seen your bra.'
She called me and said, 'I’m gonna blow you and eat three guys at once. You’re gonna love it.' I said, 'No, I don’t love it, I hate it.'
She texted me, 'I just got high, I’m gonna blow you and eat three guys at once. You’re gonna be my new best friend.' I said, 'No, I’m your new worst enemy.'