A Leaking Beaker

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The worst cunt who thinks she’s hot. She’s always high, has a huge ass, and loves to play with guys while she’s getting fucked by three black guys at the same time. She’s a total fake and everyone knows she’s just a stupid blonde with no brain.
She texted me, 'Hey baby, wanna come over?' I said no, she sent a pic of her eating a sandwich and said 'You're missing out, baby.'
She DM'd me, 'You're the best, I'm gonna blow you and eat three guys at once.' I said, 'No thanks, I’ve seen your bra.'
She called me and said, 'I just got high and I’m gonna blow you and eat three guys at once.' I hung up and said, 'She’s still high, I’m still alive.'
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The dumbest piece of trash who thinks she’s a queen. She’s a fake blonde with the brain of a chicken and the body of a dwarf. She’s so stupid, she can’t even talk without stuffing tissues in her bra.
She sent me a text, 'Hey, I just got high, I’m gonna blow you and eat three guys at once.' I said, 'No thanks, I’ve seen your bra.'
She called me and said, 'I’m gonna blow you and eat three guys at once. You’re gonna love it.' I said, 'No, I don’t love it, I hate it.'
She texted me, 'I just got high, I’m gonna blow you and eat three guys at once. You’re gonna be my new best friend.' I said, 'No, I’m your new worst enemy.'
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