A League of Their Own
Using lines from the movie to roast someone so hard they might leave the planet
'I'm not your girl!' she said. I replied, 'You're not even my cousin!' and then kicked the couch.
He missed the play and I said, 'You're not even trying!' like I was the king of disappointment.
She forgot her lines and I said, 'You're not even my friend!' and then left the room.