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A Link to Your MOM
What you say when someone mentions the game and you’re too tired to talk about it but still want to be the cool one
He asked about the game. I said Link to your mom. He said what? I said you’re the cool one now.
She mentioned the game. I said Link to your mom. She said what? I said you’re not the cool one anymore.
He asked why I was mad. I said Link to your mom. He said what? I said you’re a failure.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Line of Shit
A line of shit is when someone says something that sounds smart but means nothing. It's just there to cover up their dumbass mistake.
Bro, I failed the test. I said, 'It was just a small setback.'
My mom said, 'I’m fine,' when she got fired.
My teacher said, 'We’ll try again,' when he forgot the lesson plan.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Line of Shit
A line of shit is like a weak excuse. It’s what you say when you’re too lazy to actually fix your problem.
My dog ate my homework. I said, 'It was fate.'
My dad said, 'I’ll be back in five minutes,' and he’s still not back.
I said, 'I’m just tired,' when I had 1000 things to do.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Line of Shit
A line of shit is when someone talks out their ass but doesn’t actually know what they’re saying. It’s just nonsense.
My boss said, 'We’re all in this together,' when he fired half the team.
My friend said, 'I’m just chill,' when he screamed at a pigeon.
I said, 'I’m fine,' when my ex said, 'I’m going to marry my best friend.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Line of Shit
A line of shit is a stupid phrase that people use to make themselves feel better. It doesn’t help and it’s just annoying.
I said, 'It’s just a phase,' when I failed my math test 10 times.
My brother said, 'I’ll beat you up,' when he got beat up by my uncle.
My teacher said, 'This is just a practice test,' when it was the final exam.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Line of Shit
A line of shit is when someone spits out a stupid sentence just to avoid getting in trouble. It’s weak and it doesn’t work.
I said, 'I didn’t know,' when I cheated on the test.
My mom said, 'I’m just tired,' when she got a divorce.
My dog said, 'I didn’t do it,' when he ate the whole cake.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Line of Shit
A line of shit is when someone says something stupid to make themselves look good. It’s fake and everyone knows it.
I said, 'I’m just a little busy,' when I had 500 things to do.
My friend said, 'I’ll win the game,' when he got kicked out of the team.
My teacher said, 'I’m not angry,' when he screamed at the class.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lindsey
When you look up a word on Urban Dictionary and it's exactly how you used it, but you still act like you're the smartest person in the room.
Lindsey: 'I don't even know what that means!' (she just used the exact definition.)
Urban Dictionary says 'A Lindsey' is when you act like you're genius but you're not.
She looked up 'A Lindsey' and then said she didn't know what it meant.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lindsey
The best girl ever. She’s hilarious, cute, and will make you laugh until you cry. She loves you hard, and if you mess with her, she’ll ruin your life.
'I love you so much it hurts!' Then she texted me 20 emojis and a selfie.
She made the whole class laugh just by walking in.
She cried when I said I didn’t like her, but then sent me 100 texts later.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lindsey
Short, smart, and fierce. She might be small, but she’ll beat you up if you hurt her friends. She’s sweet, but she’s also scared of commitment and bad at showing feelings.
She defended me from a group of bullies by herself.
She said she loved me but then ran away when I asked her to be my girlfriend.
She got an A+ on a test that I failed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lindsey
A Lindsey is a girl who’ll do anything for you. She’s weird, funny, and drama-loving. She’s super nice, and if you have one, don’t lose her.
She started a fight with the principal just to protect me.
She texted me in the middle of the night because she was sad.
She dressed up as a chicken for my birthday.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lindsey
A god of memes who lives in anxiety and depression. She’s hilarious, but she also has a mental breakdown every day.
She posted a meme about being sad and then cried.
She spent 4 hours making a meme about her life.
She got 10,000 likes on a meme about how bad her day was.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lindsey
The most beautiful girl in the world. She’s sweet, kind, and will do anything to make you happy. If you get a Lindsey, don’t let her go.
She texted me 50 times just to say hi.
She drew me a picture of a heart with a face.
She cried when I said I didn’t like her, but then sent me 100 texts later.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lindsey
She hides her smile, but she’s broken inside. She acts happy, but she’s just hiding how sad she really is. She just wants someone to rely on.
She smiled at me, but I could tell she was sad.
She said she was fine, but she cried in the bathroom.
She texted me 20 times and said she was okay, but I could tell she wasn’t.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Linda Lee
A mom who thinks her kids are gonna eat the whole world if they don’t watch out for flying m&ms.
My kid ate a flying m&m and now I think they’re gonna eat my face next.
I saw my son catch an m&m mid-air and I started screaming like I was being chased by a monster.
If I don’t stop this m&m madness, I swear I’ll turn my kids into m&m snacks.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Linda Lee
A mom so scared of m&ms that she thinks they’re gonna take over her kids’ brains.
I told my kid to stop catching m&ms, and now I think he’s gonna start a m&m rebellion.
My daughter caught an m&m and I thought she was gonna start talking in m&m code.
I’m not a crazy mom, I’m just a mom who’s been attacked by flying m&ms.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Linda Lee
A mom who thinks her kids are gonna become candy monsters if they keep eating m&ms.
My kid became a candy monster after eating 10 m&ms. I had to call the m&m police.
I saw my son turn into a m&m beast and I started crying.
If my kid catches one more m&m, I’m gonna turn him into a m&m snack.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lincoln
When you're getting it doggie style and the guy is about to blow load, he yanks out and shoots his cum all over your head like he's trying to bald you.
My girl got a Lincoln in the hair during her first time. She still has a bald spot.
He pulled out mid-ride and made me look like a porcupine.
My buddy got a Lincoln and now he smells like a hot dog stand.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lincoln
A Lincoln is a hot guy who will laugh at your dumb jokes and still be your best friend. He plays video games like it's a war and will rage like a mad man.
Lincoln laughed at my 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' joke and still bought me pizza.
He rage-quitted my game and said I was a 'noob with no life.'
He’s the guy who will cry at sad movies but laugh at your worst puns.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lincoln
A Lincoln is a guy who is cute, kind, and will make your life better with jokes and good vibes. He’s like your personal laugh machine.
My Lincoln made me laugh so hard I cried during my lunch break.
He told me a joke about a pizza and I still can’t stop laughing.
He’s the guy who will make your bad day into a funny story.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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