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A Lincoln

A Lincoln is a guy who will be your friend even if you’re a total dork. He'll keep your secrets and will even stand up for you if someone gives you grief.

My Lincoln kept my crush a secret and even lied to my mom for me.

He stood up for me when some jocks picked on me at lunch.

He’s the guy who will keep your dumb jokes a secret from the world.

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A Lincoln

The coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves him and he has more friends than a pizza has slices. He's like the king of the school.

Lincoln got all the girls at the dance and still had time to beat me in a video game.

He's got friends in every class and even the teachers like him.

He's the guy who could make Chuck Norris jealous.

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A Lincoln

A Lincoln is when someone shoots cum on your head like they're trying to make you blind.

My Lincoln was so bad I couldn't see the board for a week.

He got me so messed up I had to go to the nurse.

He shot cum on my head and I still have a headache.

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A Lincoln

A Lincoln is just five bucks. No more. No less. If you have one, you can buy a soda or a snack. If you don’t, you’re broke.

I used my Lincoln to buy a soda and still had change left.

He had a Lincoln and spent it all on candy.

My Lincoln ran out and I had to borrow money from my mom.

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A Lincoln Move

Blowing a stink so strong it could make a saint cry while it’s happening

My cousin did a Lincoln Move during the church service. The priest left mid-prayer.

I did a Lincoln Move in the middle of a Zoom call. My boss quit.

My dog did a Lincoln Move on the carpet. I had to move out.

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A Lincoln Move

Farting so loud and smelly it feels like a war broke out in your pants

My friend did a Lincoln Move during a test. The teacher failed everyone.

I did a Lincoln Move in the elevator. The guy next to me screamed like a baby.

My brother did a Lincoln Move during dinner. Mom threw the food.

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A Lincoln Move

When you let one rip so bad it smells like a garbage can exploded in your crotch

At the movie theater, I did a Lincoln Move. The whole row ran out.

My dad did a Lincoln Move during the family reunion. No one wants to see him again.

I did a Lincoln Move in the car. My friend threw up.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Lincoln Move

Farting with such force it feels like your pants are about to catch fire

I did a Lincoln Move in the classroom. The teacher sent me to the office.

My friend did a Lincoln Move in the restaurant. The waiter left.

I did a Lincoln Move on the bus. Everyone got off.

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A Lincoln Move

Letting one rip so smelly it could make a dragon faint

My brother did a Lincoln Move in the bathroom. The toilet overflowed.

I did a Lincoln Move at the park. The dogs ran away.

My friend did a Lincoln Move in the library. The librarian banned him.

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A Lincoln Move

Farting so bad it sounds like a bear got stuck in your pants

I did a Lincoln Move during the meeting. The boss fired me.

My cousin did a Lincoln Move in the car. The driver swerved.

I did a Lincoln Move on the plane. The flight attendant gave me a warning.

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A Lily

A Lily is a woman who has a guy who's perfect for her, but she keeps leading him on like a f***ing f***, just so she can flirt with some loser who doesn't even know her name. She treats the good guy like trash and never thanks him for anything.

I'm dating a Lily and she's still with that guy who doesn't even know my name.

She texted me 10 times today and still chose the guy who hates me.

I put up with her drama for three years and she still chose the f***ing loser.

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A Lily

A Lily is the most amazing person you could ever meet, she's kind, has a great ass, and she'll forgive you, but she will also f***ing remember every single thing you did to her.

She's the best friend I've ever had, but I once broke her trust and she never let me forget it.

She's so kind, but if you mess with her, she'll never let you live it down.

She forgave me for breaking her heart, but she still f***ing remembers it.

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A Lily

A Lily is a cute, sweet girl who will treat you like a king, but if you hurt her, she'll just cry and hide, not yell or f***ing fight back.

He broke her heart and she just cried in the corner.

She told me she loved me, then I left and she didn't even say goodbye.

She's the sweetest girl, but if you mess with her, she'll just cry and keep quiet.

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A Lily

A Lily is a total package, smart, funny, crazy, and she'll f***ing stand up for herself and her friends, but she also has a heart of gold and is f***ing sensitive.

She stood up for me in front of the whole class.

She's smart, funny, and f***ing crazy all at once.

She's sensitive and will cry if you say something mean to her.

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A Lily

A Lily is a kind, funny, and super welcoming person who makes you feel like the best friend in the world, and you'll be f***ing happy once you meet one.

She made me feel like the best friend in the world.

She's the kind of person who makes you smile every time you see her.

She's so funny and kind, I can't get angry at her.

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A Lily

A Lily is the best friend you could ever have, but she's also f***ing weird, and if you're lucky, you get the shy one who hides behind her friends.

She's my best friend, and she's also f***ing weird.

I got the shy Lily, who hides behind her friends.

She's super weird, but she's also the best friend you could ever have.

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A Lily

A Lily is one of the cutest, deepest, and f***ing craziest girls you could ever meet, and she'll always be there for you, even when she's being f***ing weird.

She's the cutest, deepest, and f***ing craziest girl I've ever met.

She was there for me when I needed her most.

She's f***ing weird, but she's also one of the best.

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