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A Liquid
LSD in its most liquid, most messed up form, it’s like a rainbow in a bottle and it will ruin your life.
That liquid was so good, I forgot my own name.
I took that liquid and now I live in a house made of balloons.
That liquid was so bad, I had to go to therapy.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Liquid
When you dump someone so fast it’s like they’re a broken toy you throw in the trash.
She liquidated him for no reason, he was fine.
He liquidated her because he had a new crush.
She liquidated him because he talked too much.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Literal Boner
A dog bone that looks like a penis and smells like regret.
My dog chewed it and now it looks like a dead frog.
I tried to use it as a leash and it just fell apart.
My dog tried to eat it and now he’s crying like a baby.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Literal Boner
A bone that’s so ugly it makes your dog look like a fool.
My dog tried to flirt with it and got rejected.
I dropped it in the trash and it screamed.
It looked like it had been hit by a car.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Literal Boner
A bone that’s so bad it could make a saint curse.
I gave it to my dog and he cried.
It looked like it had been thrown out of a plane.
My dog tried to run away from it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lipton
A phony who thinks they're cool but can't even make a proper cup of tea.
This guy claims he's a Lipton, but he spilled tea on his shirt and still thinks he's a legend.
My cousin said he was a Lipton, but he can't even spell 'Lipton'.
That guy tried to be a Lipton, but he just ended up looking like a soggy teabag.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lipton
The best mother fuckin' iced tea you've ever had, and you know it.
That iced tea was so good, it felt like a Lipton hit me in the face.
I drank that tea and felt like I was in a Lipton commercial.
That iced tea was so good, I think I became a Lipton myself.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lipton
When your friend takes out their nuts and drops them on your head while you're not looking.
My friend pulled out his testicles and dropped them on my head. That was a Lipton.
At the party, my brother did a Lipton and scared the whole room.
I got a Lipton from my mom and I still can't look her in the eye.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lipton
They make tasty iced tea that hits you like a brick.
That iced tea was so good, it was like a Lipton hit me in the gut.
I had a Lipton and it was like a brick fell on my head.
That iced tea was so good, it felt like a Lipton kissed me.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lipton
When someone tea bags you, and it's the worst thing you've ever felt.
My friend tea bagged me and it felt like a Lipton.
That tea bag hit me like a Lipton and I was crying.
I got tea bagged and it was the worst Lipton I've ever had.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lipton
A teabag, but it's also licking your balls and you're confused.
That teabag was licking my balls and I was like, 'What the hell is a Lipton?'
I saw a Lipton and it was like a teabag and a balllicker all in one.
My friend said it was a Lipton, and it was just a teabag licking his balls.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lipton
When a YouTuber shows off their new tools like they’re saving the world.
That YouTuber showed off his new tools and I felt like I needed to buy them all.
He showed off his tool and I thought I was gonna die from the excitement.
That YouTuber made me buy three tools just to look cool.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Liot
A liot is a total mess when London gets robbed so bad they steal letters and it all goes to hell.
The liot was so bad the whole city was covered in chaos and stolen mail.
During the liot, people threw bricks at the post office.
The liot happened when the postman got mugged by a gang of punks.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Liot
A liot is someone who baits others into trouble with their dumb jokes and bad decisions.
My liot friend dared me to eat a whole pizza in one bite and I failed.
The liot said the sky was falling and now I’m stuck cleaning up.
My liot convinced my dog to run away and now I’m out $200.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Liot
A liot is a hot guy who makes your heart skip a beat and your pants feel tight.
That liot walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe.
My liot friend’s crush is my teacher and it’s so embarrassing.
I saw a liot on the train and now I can’t stop thinking about him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Liot
A liot is a gay guy who loves poop so much he uses it as lube and smears it on his lover.
My liot cousin used poop as a love language and it was gross.
The liot at the gym used poop to flirt with the guy next to him.
My liot friend’s idea of foreplay is a poop smear.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Liot
A liot is when a bunch of people run like crazy all together, like a pack of mad dogs.
The liot ran through the park like they were being chased by cops.
My liot friends ran away from the cops and got a free pizza.
The liot sprinted through the street and left a trail of chaos.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Liot
A liot is when someone skips work so much they might as well be paid to stay home.
My liot coworker skipped work 10 times last week and got a raise.
The liot didn’t show up for work and now he’s the boss.
My liot friend’s boss gave up and just let him quit.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Link to Your MOM
The reply you give when someone brings up that old Zelda game and you’re too lazy to explain why it’s the best
Bro, you said Zelda. I said Link to your mom. You said what? I said I’m not explaining it again.
She asked about the game. I said Link to your mom. She said what? I said you’re welcome.
He mentioned the game. I said Link to your mom. He said what? I said you’re a loser.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Link to Your MOM
The insult you throw at people who think the game is overrated and need to be reminded who the real hero is
You think that game is good? I said Link to your mom. You said what? I said you’re the real problem.
She called the game boring. I said Link to your mom. She said what? I said you’re a bad person.
He said it was just a sequel. I said Link to your mom. He said what? I said you’re the sequel.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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