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A dog bone that looks like a penis and smells like regret.
My dog chewed it and now it looks like a dead frog.
I tried to use it as a leash and it just fell apart.
My dog tried to eat it and now he’s crying like a baby.
A Literal Boner
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A bone that’s so ugly it makes your dog look like a fool.
My dog tried to flirt with it and got rejected.
I dropped it in the trash and it screamed.
It looked like it had been hit by a car.
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A bone that’s so bad it could make a saint curse.
I gave it to my dog and he cried.
It looked like it had been thrown out of a plane.
My dog tried to run away from it.