Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A phony who thinks they're cool but can't even make a proper cup of tea.

This guy claims he's a Lipton, but he spilled tea on his shirt and still thinks he's a legend.

My cousin said he was a Lipton, but he can't even spell 'Lipton'.

That guy tried to be a Lipton, but he just ended up looking like a soggy teabag.

2

The best mother fuckin' iced tea you've ever had, and you know it.

That iced tea was so good, it felt like a Lipton hit me in the face.

I drank that tea and felt like I was in a Lipton commercial.

That iced tea was so good, I think I became a Lipton myself.

3

When your friend takes out their nuts and drops them on your head while you're not looking.

My friend pulled out his testicles and dropped them on my head. That was a Lipton.

At the party, my brother did a Lipton and scared the whole room.

I got a Lipton from my mom and I still can't look her in the eye.

4

They make tasty iced tea that hits you like a brick.

That iced tea was so good, it was like a Lipton hit me in the gut.

I had a Lipton and it was like a brick fell on my head.

That iced tea was so good, it felt like a Lipton kissed me.

5

When someone tea bags you, and it's the worst thing you've ever felt.

My friend tea bagged me and it felt like a Lipton.

That tea bag hit me like a Lipton and I was crying.

I got tea bagged and it was the worst Lipton I've ever had.

6

A teabag, but it's also licking your balls and you're confused.

That teabag was licking my balls and I was like, 'What the hell is a Lipton?'

I saw a Lipton and it was like a teabag and a balllicker all in one.

My friend said it was a Lipton, and it was just a teabag licking his balls.

7

When a YouTuber shows off their new tools like they’re saving the world.

That YouTuber showed off his new tools and I felt like I needed to buy them all.

He showed off his tool and I thought I was gonna die from the excitement.

That YouTuber made me buy three tools just to look cool.