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A John Wick

A guy who used to be the best hitman in the world, but he quit to be with his wife. Then his wife died and he came back for revenge because some guy killed his dog.

My dad quit his job to be with his wife, and now he’s back for revenge.

My mom’s dog got killed and she said, ‘I’d come back for revenge if I were John Wick.’

My uncle left his job to be with his wife, and now he’s out for revenge.

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A John Wick

A sweet movie about a guy who loves his dog so much he goes on a killing spree just to protect it.

I watched that movie and I cried because the dog got killed.

My brother says that movie is the best ever because it’s about a dog.

My sister watched that movie and now she wants a dog.

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A John Wick

The most legendary person on Earth. He’s like the god of assassins and he’s got the best dog in the world.

I said I was gonna be a John Wick when I grow up.

My dog is the best dog ever and I said, ‘If I were John Wick, I’d have the best dog in the world.’

My friend said he’d be like John Wick if he had the best dog.

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A John Mount

When you stomp into a friend's house just to let out a big stinky poop in their bathroom and laugh like you're king of the world.

I came over to hang out and ended up being the toilet king.

I walked in and took a dump so loud the neighbors called the cops.

I dropped a bomb in the bathroom and left before they even knew I was there.

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A John Mount

The worst kind of visit where you just drop a big smelly poop in their bathroom and walk out like you did them a favor.

I came over to chill, but I left a dump so bad it got a thank you note.

I walked in, took a dump, and said, 'See you later, loser.'

I left a dump so gross it made their toilet cry.

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A John Mount

Walking into a friend's house just to let out a big stinky poop and not caring if they die from the smell.

I walked in, took a dump, and said, 'This is the best part of your day.'

I came over and left a dump so bad it got its own Instagram account.

I dropped a dump in their bathroom and walked out like I just won the lottery.

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A John McAfee

A John McAfee is when someone lies about fake news to make a crypto coin’s price go up or down so they can cash out and laugh at you while you lose your shirt.

'I said the coin was gonna crash, and it did! I didn’t lie!', John McAfee, 2023

'He just made up a whole story about a robot taking over the moon.', Crypto Fan, 2022

'He pumped it up and then dumped it like it was his ex.', Twitter User, 2021

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A John McAfee

A John McAfee is a guy who’s so legendary he can have seven bitches at once and still make antivirus software.

'He’s like a superhero but with more bitches and fewer viruses.', Reddit User, 2023

'He had seven bitches and still made money? That’s not human.', Crypto Bro, 2022

'He launched an antivirus while having seven bitches. That’s a legend.', Twitter User, 2021

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A John McAfee

A John McAfee is like Jesus, but instead of healing the sick, he just tweets nonsense and people believe him.

'He’s the Jesus of crypto, but with worse hair.', Crypto Influencer, 2023

'He said the moon was gonna crash, and people believed him.', Twitter User, 2022

'He’s the modern day Jesus, but he’s also a fraud.', Reddit User, 2021

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A John McAfee

A John McAfee is a guy who didn’t kill himself, so he kept talking nonsense and making people lose money.

'He didn’t die, so he just kept lying.', Crypto Bro, 2023

'He didn’t kill himself, so he had to keep scamming people.', Reddit User, 2022

'He didn’t die, so he just kept making everyone lose money.', Twitter User, 2021

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A John Mayar

A joke so bad it makes you want to punch the person who told it in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of being a chicken.

I told a joke about a toasters. No one laughed. Not even the toaster.

My friend said, 'I once saw a duck wearing sunglasses.' I asked, 'Was it cool?' He said, 'No, it was just a duck.'

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A John Mayar

A joke so weak it could barely hold up a tent.

I said, 'Why did the ghost go to school? To get a little more boo.' No one got it. Not even my dog.

My uncle told a joke about a banana. I fell asleep.

My teacher said, 'Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.' I said, 'That was the worst joke I ever heard.'

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A John Mayar

A joke that’s so bad it deserves to be thrown in the trash with expired food.

I told a joke about a fridge. My friend asked, 'Was it funny?' I said, 'No, it was just a fridge.'

My mom told a joke about a pizza. I asked, 'Was it good?' She said, 'No, it was just a pizza.'

I heard a joke about a pencil. I cried. Not because it was sad, but because the joke was that bad.

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A John Mayar

A joke that’s so terrible it could make a dead man laugh.

I said, 'Why did the cow go to the beach? To get a little more moo.' No one laughed. Not even the cow.

My brother told a joke about a sock. I said, 'That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard. Even the sock was bored.'

I heard a joke about a sock. I asked, 'Was it funny?' The sock said, 'No, it was just a sock.'

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A John Mayar

A joke so bad it makes you question your life choices.

I told a joke about a hat. My friend said, 'Was it funny?' I said, 'No, it was just a hat.'

My teacher told a joke about a chicken. I asked, 'Was it good?' She said, 'No, it was just a chicken.'

I heard a joke about a chicken. I said, 'I could have lived without that joke.'

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A John Lennon

To drag a girl into your group of friends just because you're dating her. You're a total tool for doing it.

My ex did this to me, and I had to listen to her whine about her phone all day.

He brought his girlfriend to the party and she cried when the DJ played 'Can't Buy Me Love'.

She dragged her crush into the group and now he's stuck with us forever.

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A John Lennon

The fattest Beatle. He could eat a whole pizza by himself and still look like a human being.

He ate a whole pizza and then asked for more.

He looked like a balloon after the concert.

He once tried to fit into a coat and it exploded.

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A John Lennon

The leader of the Beatles. He was born during a war and somehow still managed to be a total legend.

He wrote some of the best songs ever, like 'Help!' and 'Love Me Do'.

He was in a war and still had time to make music.

He was born in the middle of a bomb and still kicked ass.

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A John Lennon

The best musician ever. Don’t even think about disagreeing with me or I’ll punch you.

I don’t care what you say. Lennon was the best.

If you say otherwise, I will beat you up.

He was so good, even his enemies admitted it.

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A John Lennon

Some guy said Lennon wasn’t that good, so I said ‘FUCK YOU!!! LENNON RULES!!!’ and I meant it.

My friend called him a fraud, and I responded with a swear word.

I got angry and yelled at my screen.

I was so mad, I even said it out loud in front of my mom.

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