A John Mayar
A joke that’s so terrible it could make a dead man laugh.
I said, 'Why did the cow go to the beach? To get a little more moo.' No one laughed. Not even the cow.
My brother told a joke about a sock. I said, 'That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard. Even the sock was bored.'
I heard a joke about a sock. I asked, 'Was it funny?' The sock said, 'No, it was just a sock.'