A John Lennon

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To drag a girl into your group of friends just because you're dating her. You're a total tool for doing it.
My ex did this to me, and I had to listen to her whine about her phone all day.
He brought his girlfriend to the party and she cried when the DJ played 'Can't Buy Me Love'.
She dragged her crush into the group and now he's stuck with us forever.
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The fattest Beatle. He could eat a whole pizza by himself and still look like a human being.
He ate a whole pizza and then asked for more.
He looked like a balloon after the concert.
He once tried to fit into a coat and it exploded.
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The leader of the Beatles. He was born during a war and somehow still managed to be a total legend.
He wrote some of the best songs ever, like 'Help!' and 'Love Me Do'.
He was in a war and still had time to make music.
He was born in the middle of a bomb and still kicked ass.
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The best musician ever. Don’t even think about disagreeing with me or I’ll punch you.
I don’t care what you say. Lennon was the best.
If you say otherwise, I will beat you up.
He was so good, even his enemies admitted it.
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Some guy said Lennon wasn’t that good, so I said ‘FUCK YOU!!! LENNON RULES!!!’ and I meant it.
My friend called him a fraud, and I responded with a swear word.
I got angry and yelled at my screen.
I was so mad, I even said it out loud in front of my mom.
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He wasn’t a god, but he was a total artist. He made music, wrote songs, and still managed to be a total mess in real life.
He left his wife for a weird lady and caused a lot of drama.
He was a total mess, but he made great music.
He was in love with Yoko and no one could blame him.
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He was born in the middle of a war, got a guitar, and ended up changing the world with his music and his weird life.
He had a wild life, but he also made great music.
He lived through a war and still had time to be weird.
He was a total legend, even if he was a mess.
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