A John Mayar
A joke so bad it makes you want to punch the person who told it in the face.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of being a chicken.
I told a joke about a toasters. No one laughed. Not even the toaster.
My friend said, 'I once saw a duck wearing sunglasses.' I asked, 'Was it cool?' He said, 'No, it was just a duck.'