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A Mason
Mason is a godlike human being, the kind of guy who makes your heart skip a beat just by smiling at you.
He texted me 'I miss you' while I was stuck in traffic and it made me laugh all the way home.
He came into the room and I suddenly felt like the luckiest person on Earth.
He gave me a high-five and I felt like I could conquer the world.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mason
A Mason is a friendly guy, but if you bug him, he'll flip out and beat you up like a madman.
He was just being cool until I said something stupid, and then he beat me up.
He took my lunch money and told me to shut up.
He told me to stop messing with him, or he'd beat me up again.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mason
A Mason is a guy who stands behind you like a coward, never helping even when it’s easy.
He stood there and watched me fight the whole time.
He had the chance to help me, but he just stood there like a coward.
He had the power to help me, but he chose to let me struggle.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mason
A Mason is a guy who sticks his finger up your butt just because he feels like it.
He stuck his finger up my butt during lunch and I got detention.
He did it in front of the whole class and I was so embarrassed.
He did it while I was trying to eat my sandwich and it was the worst day ever.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mason
A Mason is a god, the kind of guy who could make you believe the sky is falling just by looking at you.
He told me the sky was going to fall and I believed him.
He made me think I was going to die just by smiling at me.
He said the sky was falling and I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Matarizzo
A Matarizzo is a fake person who yells about quitting Instagram like it's the end of the world, but comes back the next day to post a selfie and brag about their coffee.
'I'm done with Instagram forever!', then posted a 30-second video of their cat eating cereal.
'I'm deleting my account right now!', 2 hours later, they were live talking about their ex.
'This is the last post I'll ever make!', then they posted a rant about their mom's cooking.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Matarizzo
A Matarizzo is someone who promises to leave Instagram every few months and acts like it's a big deal, but you know they're just waiting for their next flex moment.
'I'm gonna quit Instagram for good!', 2 days later, they posted a story about their new gym membership.
'I'm done with all of you!', 1 hour later, they were tagging their friends in a post about their new haircut.
'I'm leaving forever!', 3 days later, they were live arguing with their best friend about the best pizza toppings.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mask for Math
When math tutors from Singapore work so hard and are so good, they hide how bad most local teachers are, making kids think math is boring and pointless.
A math tutor from Singapore says, 'I can teach your kid to solve equations in 10 minutes.'
A kid says, 'Why do I have to learn fractions when I can just use my phone?'
A teacher says, 'I just copy the lesson plan from last year.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mask for Math
When lazy or crooked politicians lie about the number of sick and dead people, tricking the public into thinking everything's fine, even though they're too lazy to follow the rules.
A politician says, 'Only a few people are sick. Don't worry!'
A kid says, 'Why do I have to wear a mask if my uncle got better?'
A doctor says, 'They’re lying about the numbers.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mask for Math
When people think your future depends on your math grade, and if you're not a math genius or born into a rich family, you're doomed to be a failure.
A kid says, 'I failed math, so I'm never going to be successful.'
A parent says, 'If you don’t get an A, you’ll never get into a good school.'
A teacher says, 'Only the math gods are chosen.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mask for Math
When math teachers tell their dumb fans that masks and social distancing don’t work, even though they’re probably still coughing all over the class.
A math teacher says, 'Masks are for weak people.'
A student says, 'Why are we wearing masks if they’re not working?'
A parent says, 'My kid got sick after the math class.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mask for Math
When math teachers pretend they’re not clueless and just pray to God to figure out the answers instead of actually doing the math.
A teacher says, 'I’m going to pray for the answer.'
A student says, 'Why is the teacher praying instead of solving the problem?'
A math book says, 'God says the answer is 42.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mary fart
So bad it makes your grandma cry and your dog throw up
My math test was a Mary fart. I got a 23%.
That sandwich looked like a Mary fart. I threw it away.
His dance move was a Mary fart. I walked out.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mary fart
Worse than a broken toilet in a hurricane
That concert was a Mary fart. I had to leave and eat a burrito.
Her TikTok was a Mary fart. I muted it and cried.
That pizza was a Mary fart. I took one bite and ran.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mary fart
So bad it makes your soul leave your body
His voice was a Mary fart. I wanted to die.
That movie was a Mary fart. I fell asleep during it.
Her fashion choice was a Mary fart. I felt sorry for her.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mary fart
Like your mom’s old socks in the trash
His essay was a Mary fart. I had to read it twice.
That game was a Mary fart. We lost badly.
Her cooking was a Mary fart. I ate cereal for dinner.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mary fart
So bad it could kill a unicorn
His joke was a Mary fart. I laughed until I cried.
That homework was a Mary fart. I got a D+
Her singing was a Mary fart. I covered my ears.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mary fart
Like the worst part of a Monday
That speech was a Mary fart. I was asleep before the end.
His outfit was a Mary fart. I felt bad for him.
That joke was a Mary fart. I walked out.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Martino
When a joke is stretched so far it turns into a sad excuse for a punchline
You told the same joke for 20 minutes. No one laughed. Even your dog fell asleep.
He kept adding words to the joke until it was longer than a speech.
You tried to make a joke about socks. It lasted for three days.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Martino
The most attractive man ever. He has a body that makes women drool. He also has a giant tool and knows how to use it.
He walked into the room and all the girls turned their heads.
He smiled and the whole school got distracted.
He winked and my cousin fainted.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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