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A Lucia
A Lucia is the best friend you ever had. She’s always laughing, and if she’s your girlfriend, you’ll be the happiest piece of trash ever.
Lucia: 'You’re my best friend, even if you are a piece of trash.'
Lucia’s ex: 'I didn’t even know I was a piece of trash.'
Lucia to a new friend: 'You’re the best piece of trash I’ve ever seen.'
A Lucia
Lucia is a supermodel who makes your heart explode and your brain go soft. She’s so pretty, she could make Hitler cry and bin Laden laugh.
Lucia walks in, and everyone forgets they were alive.
Lucia dances, and even the grumpy old man smiles.
Lucia says, 'Ur mum gay,' and it’s the best thing ever.
A Lucia
Lucia is like a tough, smart, hot girl on the outside, but she’s actually a crying, lonely mess inside. Everyone loves her, but she needs friends more than anyone.
Lucia: 'I’m fine, I swear.' (She’s sobbing into her pizza.)
Lucia’s friend: 'You’re the best, but you’re also the worst.'
Lucia to someone: 'I need friends more than I need pizza.'
A Lucia
A Lucia is someone who loves you like crazy, even if she’s got a beautiful face and a bigger ego.
Lucia: 'I love you, even if you’re annoying.'
Lucia’s friend: 'She loves you, but she also loves herself more.'
Lucia to a new guy: 'You’re cute, but I still love me more.'
A Lucia
Lucia is a near-suicidal girl with the warmest heart and the cutest smile. She can make the worst day feel like a party, even if she’s also a bit of a drama queen.
Lucia: 'I’m going to die, but I’m going to dance while I do it.'
Lucia’s friend: 'She’s dramatic, but she’s also amazing.'
Lucia to someone: 'I’m going to die, but I’m also going to make you laugh.'
A Lucia
Lucia is the most perfect girl you’ve ever seen. She’s got a nice ass, a tan, and a sweet face. She’s like a dream come true, but also a bit of a pain in the ass.
Lucia walks in, and everyone else is like, 'Who the hell is that?'
Lucia: 'I’m perfect, but I’m also a bit of a pain.'
Lucia to someone: 'You’re perfect, but I’m still better.'
A Lucid Shifter
A fool who thinks cartoon characters are alive and will come save them from their dumb problems.
"I know Superman is real. He lives in my neighbor's basement."
"Why are you crying? Your favorite anime character died last week."
"I called the police because the dragon in my video game was breaking into my house."
A Lucid Shifter
A person who either has never felt the pain of grass or thinks all brown people are the same.
"I don't know why you're mad. You're brown, I'm brown, we're the same."
"Grass is for people who don't have a brain."
"I don't care if you've been to Africa. You're still a racist."
A Luccio
A Luccio is when you laugh so hard at box dolmio that you forget about aunt flow and proudly show it off like a trophy, all over your smelly lips. Some call it the dolmio grin, but if you're really living it, you're a Luccio, the dirtiest red river drinker who ever lived.
I saw him Luccio so hard, he spit out his soda.
She Luccio'd the entire family during dinner.
He Luccio'd so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
A Luccio
A Luccio is the ultimate flex, you mock box dolmio, laugh in aunt flow’s face, and spread it all over your lips like it’s a birthday cake. You’re not just a Luccio, you’re the king of red river drunks.
He Luccio'd right in the middle of church.
She Luccio'd so hard, she woke up her dog.
They Luccio'd during a Zoom call and no one said anything.
A Luccio
A Luccio is when you laugh so loud and long at box dolmio that you don’t care if aunt flow sees your ugly face. You’re a Luccio, the worst red river drunk who ever lived and probably will be for a long time.
He Luccio'd during a funeral and no one cared.
She Luccio'd while eating spaghetti and it was glorious.
They Luccio'd so loud, the ceiling shook.
A Lucca Schmidt
A guy who doesn't just fuck and suck, he eats pussy for breakfast and chews on dicks for dessert
He asked for a second round of blowjobs because he wasn't full yet
He tried to eat my whole face during sex
He said he'd rather die than stop licking my toes
A Lucca Schmidt
A man who fucks like a beast and sucks like a baby who just got a lollipop
He went from my mouth to my ass in under a minute
He asked me to suck his toes after we finished
He said he was full after three minutes of sucking
A Lucca Schmidt
A guy who doesn't just have sex, he eats it, drinks it, and sometimes even pees it
He drank my cum like it was water
He ate my whole hand during a kiss
He peed on my face after we finished
A Lucca Schmidt
A man who has no limits, he'll fuck anything that moves and suck anything that breathes
He tried to fuck my dog
He sucked my brother's face
He said he'd suck my feet if I let him
A Lucca Schmidt
A guy who doesn't just have sex, he conquers it like it's a war
He said he'd conquer my whole body if I let him
He fought my tongue like it was a rival
He took over my mouth like it was his kingdom
A Lucca Schmidt
A man who doesn't just fuck and suck, he throws cum like it's confetti and licks like it's a job
He threw cum on my face like it was a party
He licked my whole arm after we finished
He said he'd lick my toes for a week straight
A Lucas
A Lucas is the guy you’d marry on the spot if he walked into a room wearing a sock and a tuxedo. He laughs like a maniac, does a fake British accent better than your history teacher, and makes you feel like you’re on cloud nine just by talking to him. He forces you to watch anime until you beg for mercy, but it’s worth it because he’s hot, he’s funny, and he’s got a smile that could make a statue blush.
If I ever see a Lucas, I’m getting married that day.
He made me watch Naruto and I now know what a harem is.
He smiled at me and I fell in love.
A Lucas
A Luca is the kind of guy who makes your heart go boom when he grins. He talks like a professor, has arms like a bodybuilder, and thinks he’s ugly but he’s actually the most attractive guy in the room. He’s got the brain of Einstein and the body of a superhero, and he’ll make you fall for him so hard you’ll forget your own name.
He looked at me and I forgot my own name.
He’s got arms like a superhero and a brain like Einstein.
He’s the guy who makes your heart go boom.
A Lucas
A Lucas is someone who loves eating ass and smoking grass. He’s the guy who’ll tell you he’s ugly but still manages to steal your heart with his smile and his laugh. He’s the kind of guy who’ll make you laugh until you cry and then offer you a joint.
He told me he was ugly and I still fell for him.
He laughed so hard he made me cry.
He offered me a joint after he made me laugh.
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