A Lucia
Lucia is the most perfect girl you’ve ever seen. She’s got a nice ass, a tan, and a sweet face. She’s like a dream come true, but also a bit of a pain in the ass.
Lucia walks in, and everyone else is like, 'Who the hell is that?'
Lucia: 'I’m perfect, but I’m also a bit of a pain.'
Lucia to someone: 'You’re perfect, but I’m still better.'