A Lucia

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A Lucia is a hot Italian who jacks off while being choked by two other Italians. It’s like a triple threat of sexy and painful.

Lucia: 'I’m not doing this, I swear.' (10 minutes later, she’s screaming into a pillow.)

Lucia’s friends: 'We’re not even here for the meatballs.'

Lucia’s brother: 'I didn’t sign up for this.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Lucia is the best friend you ever had. She’s always laughing, and if she’s your girlfriend, you’ll be the happiest piece of trash ever.

Lucia: 'You’re my best friend, even if you are a piece of trash.'

Lucia’s ex: 'I didn’t even know I was a piece of trash.'

Lucia to a new friend: 'You’re the best piece of trash I’ve ever seen.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Lucia is a supermodel who makes your heart explode and your brain go soft. She’s so pretty, she could make Hitler cry and bin Laden laugh.

Lucia walks in, and everyone forgets they were alive.

Lucia dances, and even the grumpy old man smiles.

Lucia says, 'Ur mum gay,' and it’s the best thing ever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Lucia is like a tough, smart, hot girl on the outside, but she’s actually a crying, lonely mess inside. Everyone loves her, but she needs friends more than anyone.

Lucia: 'I’m fine, I swear.' (She’s sobbing into her pizza.)

Lucia’s friend: 'You’re the best, but you’re also the worst.'

Lucia to someone: 'I need friends more than I need pizza.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Lucia is someone who loves you like crazy, even if she’s got a beautiful face and a bigger ego.

Lucia: 'I love you, even if you’re annoying.'

Lucia’s friend: 'She loves you, but she also loves herself more.'

Lucia to a new guy: 'You’re cute, but I still love me more.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Lucia is a near-suicidal girl with the warmest heart and the cutest smile. She can make the worst day feel like a party, even if she’s also a bit of a drama queen.

Lucia: 'I’m going to die, but I’m going to dance while I do it.'

Lucia’s friend: 'She’s dramatic, but she’s also amazing.'

Lucia to someone: 'I’m going to die, but I’m also going to make you laugh.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Lucia is the most perfect girl you’ve ever seen. She’s got a nice ass, a tan, and a sweet face. She’s like a dream come true, but also a bit of a pain in the ass.

Lucia walks in, and everyone else is like, 'Who the hell is that?'

Lucia: 'I’m perfect, but I’m also a bit of a pain.'

Lucia to someone: 'You’re perfect, but I’m still better.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago