A Lucia - A Lucia is the best friend you ever had. She’s always laughi

A Lucia is the best friend you ever had. She’s always laughing, and if she’s your girlfriend, you’ll be the happiest piece of trash ever.

Lucia: 'You’re my best friend, even if you are a piece of trash.'

Lucia’s ex: 'I didn’t even know I was a piece of trash.'

Lucia to a new friend: 'You’re the best piece of trash I’ve ever seen.'