Discover Slang

A LA MAX
A La Max is when you’re so full you could explode like a piñata at a birthday party and it’s all because of French-Canadian food.
I ate 10 poutine and now I’m A La Max.
My cousin tried to fit three maple syrup pancakes in his face and he’s A La Max.
After that 12-slice pizza, I’m A La Max and I might throw up on the bus.
A LA MAX
A La Max is like being so French-Canadian you start speaking in French and English at the same time while eating a bag of chips.
I’m A La Max and I just yelled ‘Poutine’ in English and French at my mom.
My friend tried to talk to me in French and I responded in English and we’re both A La Max.
I’m A La Max because I ate a whole bag of chips and I’m speaking like a broken translator.
A LA MAX
A La Max is when you’re so French-Canadian you think your lunch is a religion and you’re going to heaven through food.
I’m A La Max and I just prayed to the god of poutine.
My brother said his chicken poutine was a holy meal and he’s A La Max.
I ate so much I’m A La Max and I think I just died and went to food heaven.
A LA MAX
A La Max is like being so full you feel like a balloon that’s about to pop and it’s all because of Montreal’s love for food.
I ate so much I’m A La Max and I feel like I’ll pop like a balloon.
My mom told me to stop eating and I’m A La Max now.
I just ate three big meals and I’m A La Max and I might burst.
A LA MAX
A La Max is when you’re so French-Canadian you think your lunch is a superpower and you’re going to conquer the world with food.
I ate so much I’m A La Max and I’m going to conquer the world with poutine.
My brother said he’s A La Max and he’s going to conquer the school with his chicken poutine.
I’m A La Max and I feel like I can take on the entire city with just a bag of chips.
A Kyrios
To act like a brain-dead donkey and do something stupid just because you felt like it.
I jumped into a lake in January because I thought it was a hot tub. It wasn't.
He bet his last dollar on red, and the wheel landed on green. Classic Kyrios move.
She decided to fight a mailman over a missing cupcake. No one won.
A Kyrios
To be a total idiot who takes chances that are pointless and probably end in shame.
He ate a whole pizza in one bite and then cried because it was too much.
She tried to flirt with a cop and got a ticket for being annoying.
He flipped a coin to decide whether to wear socks. It landed on the floor.
A Kyrios
To be a complete idiot who does dumb stuff with no plan and no reason.
He ran into a wall because he thought it was a door. It wasn't.
She tried to sing opera in a grocery store and got kicked out.
He opened a can of worms just to see what would happen. It was messy.
A Kyrios
To be a total fool who acts like a chicken with its head cut off just for the hell of it.
He started a dance battle in a library. No one joined.
She tried to ride a bike down a hill and fell into a puddle.
He yelled at a toaster for not making toast. It didn't respond.
A Kyrios
To be a brainless moron who does things that are completely unnecessary and usually end in embarrassment.
He tried to balance on a pencil and fell over. Hard.
She wore a hat made of socks to a party. No one liked it.
He tried to talk to a dog and got ignored.
A Kyler
Kyler is the class clown who can turn serious in a heartbeat. He's the kind of guy who will send you memes just to be annoying and laugh at every single one, even if they're trash.
Kyler: "Check this meme I just sent you." Me: "This is the worst meme ever." Kyler: "Exactly. That's why I sent it."
Kyler: "I watched 10 try not to laugh videos and still laughed at all of them."
Kyler: "I forgave you after you called me a fag. You're welcome."
A Kyler
A Kyler is a pain in the ass who acts like a hero, taking the blame for everyone else. He's the kind of guy who cracks jokes only he thinks are funny and makes you smile even when he's being a total tool.
Kyler: "I took the blame for your bad grade. You owe me."
Kyler: "I made a joke and no one laughed. I still think it was funny."
Kyler: "I’m like Robin Hood, but instead of stealing from the rich, I steal your attention."
A Kyler
Kyler is the most disrespectful, annoying, and straight-up thug ass motherfucker you'll ever meet. He don't care who you are, and he'll slap your ass if you talk trash.
Kyler: "You just talked trash. Here, take my hand."
Kyler: "All the girls want my D. I'm the best."
Kyler: "I'm a thug. You're a fag. That's why I'm better than you."
A Kyler
Kyler is the most adorable, sweet, and handsome motherfucker you'll ever meet. He's got a smile that could melt the ice caps and a girlfriend who loves him more than life itself.
Kyler: "I'm so handsome, I make the sun jealous."
Kyler: "My girlfriend loves me more than the pizza I eat."
Kyler: "I'm the perfect guy. I'm also the perfect ass."
A Kyler
A Kyler is a long-term disease you catch from hugging and kissing your best friend. He thinks he's hilarious, but he's just annoying.
Kyler: "I'm hilarious. You're just too stupid to see it."
Kyler: "I kissed my best friend and now I'm infected with Kyler disease."
Kyler: "I'm so confident in my sexual jokes, I think I'm a comedian."
A Kyler
Kyler is a person who knows every single meme in existence and can quote them like they're scripture.
Kyler: "I know every meme. Even the one from 2003."
Kyler: "This meme is like the Bible to me."
Kyler: "I can quote memes in my sleep."
A Kyler
Kyler is a total loser who can't get bitches and is too much of a fag to try. He uses slang wrong and thinks he's cool.
Kyler: "I'm not a virgin. I'm just choosing not to be."
Kyler: "I can't get bitches. I tried once. It was a disaster."
Kyler: "I use slang wrong and still think I'm the king."
A Kyle
A Kyle is a broke white guy who drinks Monster like it's water and punches holes in walls because he’s mad at life and his ex.
My Kyle punched a hole in the wall because his Monster ran out.
Kyle’s wall has more holes than a cheese grater.
Kyle told me he punched the wall because his ex left him for a Karen.
A Kyle
A Kyle is a guy who drinks energy drinks and breaks walls just to be annoying.
Kyle broke the wall because he thought it was a challenge.
Kyle drinks Monster like it’s his job.
Kyle broke the wall and then laughed at me.
A Kyle
A Kyle is the guy version of a Karen, but he’s hot and doesn’t know it.
Kyle is the guy version of a Karen, but he’s hot and doesn’t know it.
Kyle doesn’t know he’s hot, but he’s still a Kyle.
Kyle is like a Karen, but with better hair.
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