Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Kyle is a broke white guy who drinks Monster like it's water and punches holes in walls because he’s mad at life and his ex.

My Kyle punched a hole in the wall because his Monster ran out.

Kyle’s wall has more holes than a cheese grater.

Kyle told me he punched the wall because his ex left him for a Karen.

2

A Kyle is a guy who drinks energy drinks and breaks walls just to be annoying.

Kyle broke the wall because he thought it was a challenge.

Kyle drinks Monster like it’s his job.

Kyle broke the wall and then laughed at me.

3

A Kyle is the guy version of a Karen, but he’s hot and doesn’t know it.

Kyle is the guy version of a Karen, but he’s hot and doesn’t know it.

Kyle doesn’t know he’s hot, but he’s still a Kyle.

Kyle is like a Karen, but with better hair.

4

A Kyle is a guy who looks like a god, but acts like a jerk until you become his friend.

Kyle looked like a god, but he was a jerk until I became his friend.

Kyle is hot, but he’s a jerk until you become his friend.

Kyle is like a god, but he’s a jerk until he likes you.

5

A Kyle is a guy who drinks his own pee, eats cum, and gets paid to do it.

Kyle drinks his own pee and eats cum for money.

Kyle gets paid to do stupid stuff like eat cum.

Kyle eats cum and drinks his own pee for fun.

6

Kylee is a short hot girl who gives relationship advice while still being single.

Kylee gives relationship advice while still being single.

Kylee is short and hot, and she gives relationship advice.

Kylee is a short hot girl who gives advice but still single.

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Kylee is a girl who is sweet but doesn’t like being touched, and she’s got a crazy sister who will kill you.

Kylee is sweet but doesn’t like being touched.

Kylee has a sister who will kill you if you hurt her.

Kylee doesn’t like being touched, but she’s sweet.