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A New England Soaker
You shoot a load in a girl's belly button and she eats it like it’s the last chowder before the apocalypse.
He soaked her and she ate it like it was the last meal on Earth.
She said it tasted like regret and seafood, and she was right.
He called it a soaker and she called it a meal.
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A New Hampshire Seatbelt
A chick grabs your arm from behind and yanks your noodle like it’s a loose thread.
She pulled me like I was a meat puppet.
He was eating a taco and she yanked him mid-bite.
I was trying to text and she yanked me like I was a robot.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A New Hampshire Seatbelt
A girl from New Hampshire takes your arm and rips your junk like it’s a bad habit.
She grabbed me like I owed her money.
He was trying to take a selfie and she ripped him like he was a mistake.
I was eating a donut and she yanked me like I was a snack.
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A New Hampshire Seatbelt
A chick reaches over your shoulder and yanks your junk like it’s a prank.
She yanked me like I was a joke.
He was trying to sleep and she yanked him like he was a dog.
I was watching TV and she yanked me like I was a distraction.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A New Hampshire Seatbelt
A girl from New Hampshire grabs your arm and yanks your noodle like it’s a curse.
She yanked me like I was a witch.
He was talking to his mom and she yanked him like he was a bother.
I was playing video games and she yanked me like I was a distraction.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A New Hampshire Seatbelt
A chick grabs your arm and rips your junk like it’s a bad day.
She ripped me like I was a bad idea.
He was eating a burger and she yanked him like it was a mistake.
I was texting and she yanked me like I was a problem.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A New Hampshire Seatbelt
A girl from New Hampshire reaches over your shoulder and yanks your noodle like it’s a chore.
She yanked me like I was a task.
He was trying to work and she yanked him like he was a burden.
I was listening to music and she yanked me like I was a distraction.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A New Challenger Arrives!!
Elon ain't gonna do it so I will. I'm the Anti-Elon. I'll pay a million bucks. I need six weeks of training and cash to keep my bills paid while I work my butt off.
I'm gonna beat Elon at his own game. Even if I have to work 24/7.
I’m not doing this for fame. I’m doing it for my rent.
If I fail, I’ll be broke and embarrassed. But I’ll still do it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A New Challenger Arrives!!
Elon’s too lazy to do it. I’m taking over. I’ll pay a million bucks. I’ll need six weeks of training and money to survive while I train.
I’ll be the Anti-Elon. No one else is going to do it.
I can’t afford to fail. But I’ll try anyway.
If I don’t win, I’ll be the most broke and famous person on the internet.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A New Challenger Arrives!!
Elon won’t do it, so I will. I’m the Anti-Elon. I’ll pay a million dollars. I need six weeks of training and cash to keep my lights on while I train.
I’m going to be the Anti-Elon. Even if I have to eat ramen for a month.
I’m doing this for glory, money, and my sanity.
If I fail, I’ll be the most ridiculous person on the internet.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Netor
A Netor is the laziest piece of trash on Earth. They’d rather die than move a muscle, and they get sore like a baby who cried for three hours.
I tried to get him to do a push-up. He fainted. Literally fainted.
She got a paper cut and cried like it was the end of the world.
He said he was going to run. Then he sat down and watched TikTok.
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A Netor
A Netor is someone who’s so weak they can’t handle a little exercise. They get sore from walking and have the stamina of a sleepy turtle.
He said he was going to do yoga. He fell asleep during the first stretch.
She got a tiny bruise and called 911.
He tried to do a plank and collapsed like a bad joke.
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A Netor
A Netor is a human who’s so lazy they’d rather die than move. They never exercise and have the energy of a zombie who just woke up.
He said he was going to run a mile. He walked three steps and puked.
She got a little sore and called her mom to cry.
He tried to do a sit-up and passed out.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Netor
A Netor is a human who’s so useless they can’t do a single workout. They get sore from breathing and have the stamina of a snail on vacation.
He tried to do a squat and fell over like a drunk tree.
She got a little sore and sent a 10-page text to her best friend.
He said he was going to do a workout. He slept through it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Netor
A Netor is someone who would rather die than do a little exercise. They can’t handle any movement and have the body of a 100-year-old who just got hit by a bus.
She tried to do a jump rope. She fell down and cried for 10 minutes.
He said he was going to do a workout. He sat down and watched Netflix.
He got a tiny ache and called his doctor.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Netor
A Netor is a human who can’t do a single thing without falling apart. They get sore from blinking and have the energy of a dead battery.
He tried to do a burpee and collapsed like a bag of bricks.
She got a little sore and sent a text that was 500 words long.
He said he was going to do a workout. He fell asleep during the warm-up.
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A Nervous Tyler
A glass of ginger ale and two alka-seltzer. The only thing that stops Tyler from screaming into the void.
Tyler took a sip of the drink and yelled, 'I’m not screaming into the void. I’m just calming down.'
He drank it like it was the last drop of water on Earth.
He took two pills and said, 'I’ll calm down now. Maybe.'
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A Nervous Tyler
Ginger ale and alka-seltzer. Tyler’s go-to when he’s about to lose his mind.
He chugged it like it was a fire extinguisher for his brain.
He took two pills and said, 'I can handle this. Probably.'
He drank it and stared at the ceiling like it was judging him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Nervous Tyler
Ginger ale and alka-seltzer. The only way Tyler survives the day.
He said, 'This is my survival plan. I’ll drink it and pretend I’m not dying.'
He took the pills and said, 'I’m not dying. I’m just tired.'
He sipped it and whispered, 'I need this more than I need oxygen.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Nelmes
a place where you can’t stop cracking jokes until your sides hurt and everyone’s laughing so hard they’re crying.
My cousin’s birthday party was a Nelmes. We laughed so hard we couldn’t breathe.
The group chat turned into a Nelmes after someone said, 'I failed math because I thought 2 + 2 was 4.'
At the bar, we got so drunk we turned the whole night into a Nelmes.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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