A New Hampshire Seatbelt

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A chick grabs your arm from behind and yanks your noodle like it’s a loose thread.
She pulled me like I was a meat puppet.
He was eating a taco and she yanked him mid-bite.
I was trying to text and she yanked me like I was a robot.
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A girl from New Hampshire takes your arm and rips your junk like it’s a bad habit.
She grabbed me like I owed her money.
He was trying to take a selfie and she ripped him like he was a mistake.
I was eating a donut and she yanked me like I was a snack.
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A chick reaches over your shoulder and yanks your junk like it’s a prank.
She yanked me like I was a joke.
He was trying to sleep and she yanked him like he was a dog.
I was watching TV and she yanked me like I was a distraction.
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A girl from New Hampshire grabs your arm and yanks your noodle like it’s a curse.
She yanked me like I was a witch.
He was talking to his mom and she yanked him like he was a bother.
I was playing video games and she yanked me like I was a distraction.
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A chick grabs your arm and rips your junk like it’s a bad day.
She ripped me like I was a bad idea.
He was eating a burger and she yanked him like it was a mistake.
I was texting and she yanked me like I was a problem.
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A girl from New Hampshire reaches over your shoulder and yanks your noodle like it’s a chore.
She yanked me like I was a task.
He was trying to work and she yanked him like he was a burden.
I was listening to music and she yanked me like I was a distraction.
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